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crazy_dave 
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 Topic: Share Your Embarasing Paintball StoriesPosted: 03 March 2005 at 6:59pm |
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Ok, Ok, heres mine ya might have read it before, all true!
i got knocked out once, by a paintball. . .i was playing and everyone except for me and my bud where hit so it was a shootout, bang bang bang i shot at him bang bang bang bang he shot at me bang bang i shot at him, bang bang bang bang bang i got shot in the "sweet spot" (ON MY HEAD!) and i got nocked out...my friends say i dove, i dont remember diving |
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Random_Person
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:03pm |
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My pants feel down while I was playing speedball. It was off the break and I was running for a bunker. My pants were suddenly around my ankels. I fell. But I was close enough to the bunker that I didn't get shot. Ever since I have worn a belt when I play paintball. Edited by Random_Person |
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I wish my grass was emo so it would cut itself. |
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BearClaw
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:07pm |
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LOL
 .I screwed up a Sweet bunkering move by takeing out the tip of my barrel against the bunker.  |
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98c Dude13
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:08pm |
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^lmao. I've always worn a belt. It makes you faster that way you don't sag. My most embarresing story is probaly when I tried bunkering a guy with one hand and missed and got shot twice like 3 feet away.
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For Honor
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:09pm |
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everything i do is embarassing, i am really bad at paintball, but i have fun so oh well
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-ProDigY-
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:13pm |
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jmac3
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:13pm |
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I slide into and try to play the snake every day I play.
Most embarassing would have to be when I lost my cocking rod on an Xball field. Because I lost it I ran up the right tape to attempt to surrender someone and there was 3 people with angles on me when I got there. |
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cdacda13
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:14pm |
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playing paint or pain, i went againest my 2 friends, 2 on 1. I got shot 40 times. I didn't even hit either of them
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nforcer4
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:18pm |
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a ball recoshaided of a tube under the mask an busted in my mouth.....not that embaresing
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98God
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:29pm |
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Shot in the twins. Tore through my pants, needless to say i was a bit worried. Thankfully it missed.
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borntopaint
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:39pm |
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i was standing waiting for the game to start and i realized i had some ants on my leg so i take my gun (it had a vertical feed) and i roll the paintballs out of the chamber and into the hopper *wasn't thinking logically* and i shot the ants off w. co2......it worked great till one rolled back in (there is silence as the game is about to begin and then it is suddenly broken by a shout of surprise and pain at the same time) i shot myself in the foot SO heres the lesson for you newbies DONT SHOOT ANTS OFF YOUR LEG WITH CO2 CUZ YOU MIGHT SHOOT URSELF IN THE FOOT
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You Wont See Me
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 7:39pm |
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^ You couldn't tell whether or not it hit you right away?????
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Da Best
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:28pm |
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Ha, embarasing paintball stories, I don't have any because I'm da best!
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HITMAN 4 HIRE
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:30pm |
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me and my friends were playing woodsball and we decided to do a full on charge at the other team... in the process i had a stray paintball whizz at me and graze my scrotum... thats when i fell to me knees and rolled down the hill... i was in tears... but i didn't let anybody know untill now... |
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 Because I can.
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2k4kev
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:36pm |
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Not me but, random team shot out their opponents seemingly quick, and there back man tried to be funny, decides to run back to there end and pretend to hang the flag. Hes running back, his team mates a flippin' he trips, falls, and hangs the flag in their end, the loose the point
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KH ARMY>you |
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triggerhappy1
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:39pm |
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i knocked out my friend too once with a close head shot. he threw his gun at least 10ft and hit his head on a stump too. but he came to when i shot him three times in the leg. funny as hell. as for mine, once i jumped in a stack of three tractor tires (might have been hyperpipe upright, i forgot), but there was a huge underground yellow jacket nest at the bottom which i sunk over ankles into the dug up sand. got a lot of stings. people thought i was getting lit up. |
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matt06
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:40pm |
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crazy dave..that was the best story i have ever heard...
Bang Bang Bang he shot at me bang bang bang i shot at him O the Suspense! |
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BLand
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:45pm |
I don't have any embarassing moments. I...**edited**ing...RULE! |
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Heres To You
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 8:52pm |
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Not my story, but a friends.
My friend Tyler was at camp with me, and all we play at camp is stock (SL-68 II's). Well, Tyler attempts to jump over and bunker and while doing so he trips and lands wrong and breaks his ankle. Well, he sitting there screaming at a ref, and while laying there a kid runs up and shoots him. |
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Posted: 03 March 2005 at 9:31pm |
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I was playing in some woods that used to be an old coal mine (lots of
ridges and such) and we didn't use pods for the games and during the
first one I forgot to load my hopper. I played the entire game
without any ammunition and I managed to not get shot.
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