Fie upon thee.

My porcupine told me that red leather always looks good on a tortise, but I disagree. I think a more sublte 'denim and strategically uncovered black lace' accentuates their underlying beauty and gentle demeanor much better. The porcupine, of course, thinks I'm a moron for this, but he doesn't seem to understand the whole "freedom of opinion" thing, either. Meh.

Four carrots ago, I ate a possum. I was camping and all my food had been lost down Charlies Chocolate river. I wouldn't have minded so much, but there was some good tuna in there. Ths food bag, not the river, nothing in the river but blue carp. Nasty things really, although if you have the right glaze and a good white wine, they aren't so bad.

Small lead fishing sinkers are great ways to clean up colon problems.

been having fun with mad-libs?

The same thing happened to me last week.

Edited by oreomann33

High?

Madlibs>*