The Worst Smell Ever!

Ok so I buy my new setup and it comes with a Revy. I decied to sell the Revy because I got a Re:Loader B with Rip. So my buddy comes over to check out my new setup and for some reason smells the revy's insides, he almost passes out. I grab it and smell, it smells like crap, puke and old milk all combined. It was the sickest thing ever. How do you even clean the stick? Like seriously who the hell is gonna buy it?

get some comet and clean it out, maybe pine sol.

They do smell quite bad. It doesn't really matter.

spray some axe in it

heh... nothing can compare a Wet dog w/ a Bladder infection on a hot day in a Car...   That Smell will literaly make you puke. 

Worst smell ive ever smelled. Me and some buddies at my old work, but a hot dog, an open jar of mayonais and a paper cup of milk in a locker and locked it, and took the key and left it there. Well people started complaining about a smell they only caught every now and then. Our boss took a master key and started checking all the lockers. When he opened that locker it was gross. Maggots everywhere, and the most god awful smell you could imagin. His grandaughter threw up on the spot, triped on her skates and landed in her own vomit. That plus the vomit. Thats a bad smell.

DBibeau855 wrote: Worst smell ive ever smelled. Me and some buddies at my old work, but a hot dog, an open jar of mayonais and a paper cup of milk in a locker and locked it, and took the key and left it there. Well people started complaining about a smell they only caught every now and then. Our boss took a master key and started checking all the lockers. When he opened that locker it was gross. Maggots everywhere, and the most god awful smell you could imagin. His grandaughter threw up on the spot, triped on her skates and landed in her own vomit. That plus the vomit. Thats a bad smell.

oh... god...   just making me think about that makes me wanna hurl my Hot pocket up...

Panda Man wrote: ^ I never really owned a Cat, the last Cat that My mom pwned I burnt its tail off with a Can of WD-40, and a Lighter.... The little Rat eating POS deserved it though... It shouldn't of Dragged that Dead mouse into my Room, and Burried it under my Sock Drour(sp).

Thats awful.

I was messing around in my moms Garadge mainly messing around with my Bike, and the cat comes in, and I look at it, and I have a Can of WD-40 in my hands and I remember that there was a lighter in my pocket from the night before(hehehe) and Then I just remember I had to Re-wash All my thousands of Socks, Boxers, and whatever was in my Drour(sp), and i threw out any material that was in it, such as a Watch or anything(I really hate dead things, hanging around)that was inside the thing, and I was ganna throw out my Drour becasue of it, but decided just to clean it with  Wood Cleaner, 409 Washing spray, and a dew oter Chemicals, to make sure that Maggots, or anything else wont get attracted to that Dead smell...

Anyways... after thinking about that for 10sec. I slowly grab the lighter in my pocket, and Say to the cat "This is your last chance kitty, you can either leave now with all your Hair attached" then I kinda jump at thinking it would run away, then it just sits there with the stupidest look on its face then I light the lighter and tell him "last chance buck-wheat".  The pressure on the Can of WD-40 is growing, and before I know it, Its lit... and I know none of you would leave a small flame coming out of a WD-40 can, and then I press down on with all the force of my Finger, then the Flames Just Shoot out, and then the Cat comes to investigate what the Hell fire is, and then I barley let my Wrist down, and the cats tail is up and it walks by it, and before I knew it, the Whole tail was on fire, and the cat starts to panic, then run outs and then does a barrel roll and puts out its tail, and then 10min later it ran out of the yard, and i never seen that little piece of Crap agian...


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...wow...i just realized how incredibly sad that is...i mean really, i know im going to sound like a dude from PETA here...but if you were a cat, and you loved your owner, and he set your frickin tail on fire so you ran away...how would you feel...now im going to go to bed sad and wondering what happened to that poor cat, and i don't even like cats...

P.S.  Its been shown in a study that cats "capture" mice and rats, or any other small animal they can get as a "gift" for their master for taking care of them.   I don't know what makes them think we WANT a dead rodent in our clothes...but they do it...man...that poor **edited**ing cat...Panda, you're an awful, awful, bad man...