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Fear the SWAT Monkey!

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    Posted: 21 April 2005 at 2:11am
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So...   Being a SWAT officer is so easy that a monkey can do their job?

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This also may explain some of Dune's tendencies . . .


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Haha, I wish I had a SWAT monkey in my area..
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People are pansies, they need mokeys to do there jobs?
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He is gonna get a bullet proof vest too.
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Its for risky cituations, if something is too small for a swat team, you could send in the monkey, but the breed of monkey is very smart. Im not sure EXACTLY what the little guy cold do, but i know he is gettin a bullet proof vest.
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I'm guessing grabbing a bomb and running into the desert
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Originally posted by Bugg Bugg wrote:

I'm guessing grabbing a bomb and running into the desert


= monkey soup
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I can see the training going well, but what are they going to do if the victims in the real world have the bananas hanging around their necks instead of the perps?
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Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Originally posted by Bugg Bugg wrote:

I'm guessing grabbing a bomb and running into the desert


= monkey soup
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Monkey soup... the other other other other other other other other other other other other OTHER *breaths* white meat... you know.. after the others
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 Some monkeys have the intelligence of a small child in some respects so it would be like putting an innocent  child's life in danger. The same goes for the Navy using Dolphins. If We get ourselves into the situation We should get ourselves out and not use animals lives anyway we want for any dumb reason. I'm not a big P.E.T.A. fan but there has to be some limit on what we do, It's just common sence.
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beware the SWAT monkey



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This sounds like Disney's next movie...

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