Australia

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    So, does anyone else think Australia is the worst
country...ever? I mean, seriously now, they have managed to blast a
massive hole in the ozone to fry their poor convicted brain cells. 

To add to their troubles, they cannot speak like
normal people. Even Canadians are better at linguistics than the bloody
Aussie's!

 And then there is the silly hill-billy excuse for a
military. What have they got, like 6 guys and a kangaroo? I'll bet the
CIC is that crocodile hunter dude. For christs sake, who would give
that guy a gun?

Next: boomerangs. WTF, why don't you guys just throw
frisbees like normal people? DO you just not have friends, so you have
to play catch with yourself or something? Stupid aussie's...

 To add to the suckage, they are pretty much their
own continent, right? So why are they called Oceania AND Australia.
Like, wtfbbqmates?

 NOW I'M REALLY GETTING WARMED UP here! Ready? 

   -->4.76 deaths/1,000 live births...BABY KILLERS, bloody ruthless murderers, that's what you are!

 Caucasian 92%, Asian 7%, aboriginal and other
1%...diversity, anyone? Why don't ya just shoot the 12 asians and 1
mexican and get it over with, you ethnocentric mongrels!

 Oh, 2+2 = Canadians down under? Both countries use
territories. That right there is a travesty. I say that they are going
to form an alliance under a robotic jesus and attempt to conquer the
world. We oughtta nuke 'em right here, right now.

 Finally, they recognize the British Monarch as a Sovereign something or other. That's mad lame. 

Bloody canucks.

Edited by Frozen Balls