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    Posted: 27 April 2005 at 6:39pm
We were played for fools with that other
thread. Summer tricked us into reading it, and
many-a-forumer was let down.

So, I've come to the rescue with the real Monkey
In The Middle thread. In this thread you can share
stories, strategies, etc. regarding the best game
EVAR- Monkey In The Middle.
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put the fat kid in the middle
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Go for the neck. They fall harder.

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One time in fifth grade while playing
Monkey In The Middle, I was in the middle and
guarding this little black kid named Ronald
Coleman. I was utilizing the "IN YO' FACE"
technique, and suddenly -- POW!

Ronald moves his head back too quickly and
smacks me right in the nose. I walked away with a
broken spirit and a broken nose.

Fun Fact: I almost had to be taken to the E.R
because I lost so much blood.
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I used to get nosebleeds so badly, the ambulances came and picked me up and took meh to the hospital.

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HAVE SOME RESPECT, BEYOTCHES, I'M
A SEASONED MITM VETERAN!
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sorry I didn't mean to make you mad about it.
Somethings will come and go, or leave us for ever, but theres 1 thing that we are sure will coem again and that is Jesus Christ Our Savoir.:)
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Originally posted by homie88 homie88 wrote:

sorry I didn't mean to make you mad about it.

Bastard.

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Originally posted by MetallicaESPa5 MetallicaESPa5 wrote:

I used to get nosebleeds
so badly, the ambulances came and picked me up
and took me to the meth clinic


It all makes sense now.
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Monkey in the middle shouldn't be taken lightly. My uncle died from MITM, how dare you make fun of it! You crossed the line Prodigy, I am losing respect for you.
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Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

Monkey in the middle shouldn't be
taken lightly. My uncle died from MITM, how dare you
make fun of it! You crossed the line Prodigy, I am
losing respect for you.


Loosing respect for me.
Loosing.
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Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:


Originally posted by homie88 homie88 wrote:

sorry I didn't mean to make you
mad about it.

Bastard.


Seriously.
I think you owe me another apology.
And mean it this time, Damn you!
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You're my hero Prod!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

Monkey in the middle shouldn't be
taken lightly. My uncle died from MITM, how dare you
make fun of it! You crossed the line Prodigy, I am
losing respect for you.


Loosing respect for me.
Loosing.


You don't know when to keep quiet. I think, even you have over stepped the boundary of good taste. Some things should not be taken lightly. I hope you get CANCER!
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Originally posted by Hitman Hitman wrote:

You don't know when to keep
quiet. I think, even you have over stepped the
boundary of good taste. Some things should not be
taken lightly. I hope you get CANCER!


Be careful what you wish for.
You're going to be feeling really bad in the next
Picture thread when I don't have any hair because of
the CHEMO!

HEARTLESS BASTARD!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING
TO?! I PRACTICALLY INVENTED MONKEY
IN THE MIDDLE!
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I was playing monkey in the middle in a pool one time and the monkey almost drowned me trying to get the ball.
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Originally posted by oreomann33 oreomann33 wrote:

I was playing monkey in the middle in a pool one
time and the monkey almost drowned me trying to get the ball.


Ball? HAH!
Where I come from we play with a live Grenade.
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Originally posted by Prodigy Prodigy wrote:


Be careful what you wish for.
You're going to be feeling really bad in the next
Picture thread when I don't have any hair because of
the CHEMO!

HEARTLESS BASTARD!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE TALKING
TO?! I PRACTICALLY INVENTED MONKEY
IN THE MIDDLE!


Trust me Prodigy, I won't feel bad. No matter what, you homo sexuals manage to look good. And in the world of today, baldness is suave.


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We played with a brick once back in the day.

What do you want, I used to live in Danbury...

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