|
New Virus!!! |
Post Reply 
|
Page 12> |
| Author | ||
TheUnknown. 
Member 
Joined: 26 February 2005 Status: Offline Points: 60 |
 Post Options
 Thanks(0)
 Quote Reply
 Topic: New Virus!!!Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:15pm |
|
|
A Warning: If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bad
times", delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call only 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all the while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk. ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ******* And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you. Send to everyone ..... In case you are a blonde, this is a joke. |
||
|
||
 |
||
|
Cedric
Platinum Member 
Unit Joined: 24 November 2004 Status: Offline Points: 4240 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:18pm |
|
|
...
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
TruePaintballer
Platinum Member
Strike 1 - Spam 11-19 Joined: 03 July 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 4083 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:19pm |
|
|
lol thats awesome
|
||
|
||
|
DBibeau855
Platinum Member
IIIIIMMMMM BAAACCCKKK Joined: 26 November 2002 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 11662 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:23pm |
|
|
I got a couple chuckles.
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
PB MISFIT
Platinum Member
Salty Marshmellow Man #1 Joined: 21 September 2002 Location: Lao People’s Dem. Rep. Status: Offline Points: 6158 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 9:28pm |
|
Reading this, I thought it was the coolest, most badass virus around. Then it just got funny. 
|
||
|
||
|
Bolt3
Member
What? Joined: 01 February 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 4 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 10:05pm |
|
|
Yah, I was a believer until the fish tank thing.
|
||
|
||
|
HondaXR
Platinum Member
Makes Foxworthy Look Like a Yankee Joined: 10 June 2002 Location: Alabama Status: Offline Points: 2740 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 10:17pm |
|
|
Hot Damn, I better get to sendin'...
|
||
|
SL68II
Pro/Am 68 Carbine |
||
|
||
|
meteora
Gold Member 
Joined: 28 December 2003 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1892 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 10:19pm |
|
|
i started reading it and was....holy $h!t this sucks..then burst out laughing through the funny parts, now its my away message
|
||
GUN WHORE XTC |
||
|
||
|
Ilovepaintball1
Member
Guested. Trouble maker. Joined: 02 August 2004 Location: Christmas Island Status: Offline Points: 4532 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 10:23pm |
|
|
You suck.
|
||
Props to my Dogg BLAND |
||
|
||
|
themovielife
Platinum Member
Guested - Racism Joined: 11 June 2002 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2951 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 10:34pm |
|
 
|
||
|
||
|
TheUnknown.
Member
Joined: 26 February 2005 Status: Offline Points: 60 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 11:01pm |
|
|
I love you too... |
||
|
|
||
|
||
|
Ilovepaintball1
Member
Guested. Trouble maker. Joined: 02 August 2004 Location: Christmas Island Status: Offline Points: 4532 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 11:03pm |
|
No? |
||
|
Props to my Dogg BLAND |
||
|
||
|
Psyrecx
Member
Follows in HondaXR’s footsteps... Joined: 14 April 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 860 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 27 April 2005 at 11:15pm |
|
|
People still own VCR's?
|
||
This sig is brought to you by Psyrecx, thanks to D-Town Balla. |
||
|
||
|
usafpilot07
Moderator Group 
FreeEnterprise's #1 Fan & Potty Mouth Joined: 31 August 2004 Location: Tokelau Status: Offline Points: 4626 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 28 April 2005 at 5:08am |
|
|
yea, i started to check my email in another tab till i kept reading
|
||
|
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
|
||
|
||
|
oreomann33
Platinum Member
Can you say ... ZAZZy? Joined: 11 March 2004 Location: Turkey Status: Offline Points: 8100 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 28 April 2005 at 5:35am |
|
|
I ignited the person nearest me.
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
MetallicaESPa5
Platinum Member
The Doors Of Perception Joined: 31 March 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 6331 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 28 April 2005 at 5:39am |
|
|
Hah.
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
pbdude985
Platinum Member
Dude! Sweet! Dude! Sweet! Dude! Sweet! Joined: 13 July 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 6876 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 28 April 2005 at 6:14am |
|
|
lol i was thinkin wow this is a bad virus then i read the toilet one very funny
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
youm0nt
Platinum Member
MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK HELP!!!!!!!!! Joined: 10 June 2002 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 22576 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 28 April 2005 at 6:39am |
|
|
||
|
||
|
Project Irene
Moderator Group
It really DOES exist! Joined: 27 January 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4219 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 28 April 2005 at 6:40am |
|
|
Hey, the fart thing is pretty fun. I've killed three people.
|
||
|
||
|
ScarFace22
Member
Guested. Prejudice crap. Joined: 29 August 2004 Location: Italy Status: Offline Points: 1760 |
Post Options
Thanks(0)
Quote Reply
Posted: 28 April 2005 at 6:57am |
|
|
|
||
Check my thread in the Great guns thread for Timmy tech help or PM me |
||
|
||
|
Post Reply
|
Page 12> |
Tweet
|
| Forum Jump | Forum Permissions You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot create polls in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum |
Topic Options
A Warning: If you receive an e-mail entitled "Bad