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Zoso 
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 Topic: Family Guy QuotesPosted: 20 May 2005 at 5:17pm |
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What are you favorite family guy quotes? Mine has to be:
Loid: Peter do you even know which one of our kids im talking about Peter: Umm... Gordon |
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All I see turns to brown
As the sun burns the ground And my eyes fill with sand As I scan this wasted land Tryin to find where i've been |
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Cedric
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 5:17pm |
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Peter: I love Kiss.
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Zoso
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 5:18pm |
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Haha you got a strike for flaming. Your a flamer.
If you cant beat'em, join em, eh? Edited by _TT_ |
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xteam
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 5:32pm |
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haha |
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usafpilot07
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 5:33pm |
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hehe TT is funny
Peter: Lois, Say "Bruce Banner, I slit your tires" Lois: Bruce Banner, I slit your Tires [ripping shirt off=Peter]  [/ripping shirt off]Peter: hehe, i'm priceless |
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oreomann33
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 5:36pm |
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Christians dont belive in gravity.
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Pariel
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 5:36pm |
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Peter: There's got to be an explanation for this!
Brian: I've got an explanation: GOD IS PISSED! *Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
xteam-Why do you think this is funny? Grow up. Zoso-96 posts and already a strike? New record? Edited by Pariel |
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xteam
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 5:45pm |
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why dont you think its funny? _TT_ made a funny |
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Apu
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 5:55pm |
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I need a new Sig...
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brihard
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 6:07pm |
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Chris: "Why did the dinosaurs die?"
Chris's teacher: "Because you touch yourself at night." Lois's dad: "My God! That dog's violating Seabreeze!" Peter: "No he's not, he's just awkwardly positinioning- NOW he's violating seabreeze." Peter's dad: "That's concentrated evil comin' ou' tha back o' you!" |
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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
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Cedric
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 6:31pm |
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That wasn't Chris. That was peter when he was Younger. It wasn't Chris' teacher either. It was a man at the dinosaur museum. |
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Ilovepaintball1
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 6:33pm |
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Chris: "What are the blowholes for?"
Peter: "I'll tell you what they're not for, and then you'll know why you can never go to seaworld anymore." I'm not sure thats the exact quote but I heard it in an episode and I nearly crapped my pants. |
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Props to my Dogg BLAND |
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brihard
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 6:34pm |
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My abd. Only seen the episode once. Either way, damn funny. Oh, another one:
Judge: "You are sentenced to 24 months in prison." Family (in succession): "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!" "Oh no!" Koolaid guy bursting through wall: "OOOHHH yeaaah!!!" |
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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
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Ilovepaintball1
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 6:36pm |
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Ha. I have that on my psp. Here Edited by Ilovepaintball1 |
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Props to my Dogg BLAND |
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hoginds24
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 7:15pm |
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Newscaster: And here's Ollie Williams with the blackie weather forcast, Ollie?
Ollie: ITS GON RAIN! Newscaster: Thanks Ollie. |
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Ilovepaintball1
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 7:18pm |
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HAHA. Thats the best one ever. I remember hearing that. I laughed my ass off. |
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Props to my Dogg BLAND |
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 7:52pm |
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Peter: Oh my god Brian theres a message in my alphabits!! its says "oooooooooooo"
Brian: Uhh peter, those are cheerios.... |
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I Have a B2K and a 98c.
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 7:54pm |
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 8:06pm |
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Peter: It could be worse, you could be Ronald McDonalds daughter. [goes to scene with ronald sitting in chair reading paper, then his daughter walks towards the door with a bunch of make up on] Ronald: Damit, your a McDonald...not a whore. |
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Posted: 20 May 2005 at 8:09pm |
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Mr. Pewterschmidt (sp?): "Peter I'll give you a million dollars to stay away from Lois"
Peter: "Mr. Pewterschmidt, Lois may be worth a million dollars to you but to me she's worthless." |
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