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    Posted: 07 July 2005 at 9:12am


COWS: Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION: They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS: The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse? You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!

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George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. "Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she's behind bars. O.J. Simpson, Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and haul her ass off to jail."
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I wish I was capable of producing that kind of logic.:)
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Originally posted by Dom Dom wrote:

I wish I was capable of producing that kind of logic.:)

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ten commandments needed to be put down though, not for your logic of course
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That post is kinda scary.


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hahahaha thats funny
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I like the first one i loled and the last one
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George Carlin is my second favorite stand up.
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 So true it's scary
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George Carlin is hillarious.


I find your logic interesting though.
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George Carlin = . I read one of his books. 
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lol....gotta love ol' George...

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Originally posted by Dom Dom wrote:

I wish I was capable of producing that kind of logic.:)


i don't we don't need anymore of that floating around.
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Politicians WANT to keep track of cows, not illeagle imigrant.
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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Originally posted by Dom Dom wrote:

I wish I was capable of producing that kind of logic.:)


i don't we don't need anymore of that floating around.


Huh?

Do you mean, "I don't think we need anymore of that floating around"?

And by ''that" are you referring to the logic used in making those points?
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