Hooray for pain!

Well...last night I acquired some tree climbing gear. A harnass with a rope, and 2 metal shoe things that have spikes on the sides for digging into tree bark.

I thought it would be fun to try it out today. I was wrong. We find this small tree to start out on. It has a piece of wood nailed into it which is going to another tree. This plank has rusty nails sticking out of it. So i start climbing the tree, get like 2 feet off the ground, and i cant pull my one foot out of the tree, i jammed it in too hard. So i start rotating into the board with the nails, and am like "oh....crap" so i put my left hand on the ground in hopes to slow me down and not be impailed by rusty nails. it works. i stop about 2 inches from the nails impailing my chest.

I think i am home free, and my friends are cracking up, but my one foot is still in the tree. So i ask my friend to help me up and stick out my hand, and i notice some blood. So i think great, i got a booboo. I look around my hand and notice the source of the blood. an inch long gash on the side of my hand which is leaking blood out rather quickly. it had all this dirt in it and even a little twig sticking out of it
which i pulled out, This was about 2 cm long, and was about half way in. So this cut is atleast a cm deep. my hand is covered in blood, so we go to my friends house whose mom is a nurse, and she cleans it out and wraps it.

I have a pic of it, but its on my friends camera. I'll get it tomorrow.

Reminds me of the time Jmann's brother fell out of my sniper tower. He fell two stories trying to grab on to trees. It was so funny. He fell in slow motion. He ended up getting a huge gash on his had. Fun times.

ouch. *gives Plenti a band-aid*

Well, whatever doesnt kill you......Hurts really bad.

^Ouch! That must've sucked. I haven't had any bad injuries recently; however when I was 8 I was visiting friends in Switzerland and I got this really sweet knife(or so I thought at the time, it's this piece of junk that was really sharp) and while I was showing it to my friend, I cut through an apple the knife flew through it and nearly cut the tip of my finger off. Literally, the tip of my left middle finger was hanging. It was gross. Lucky for me, his dad was a surgeon, so he fixed me up all nice and good.

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I hurt my arm during football the other day, and then we lost 20-18 

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One of my best friends' mom got her finger caught in the garage door as she was closing it. It took off her finger tip and they found it the next day or something.

When I was about 12, I cut the lid off of a can and it fell in, so i reached in to dig it out, not a good idea. It sliced my right index finger tip from right under the nail, in a circle around the ball of my finger tip. I would have had literally no finger print on that finger. Lucky it was barely attached, so we went to the hospital.

Now adays its odd looking, it bulges out to the side closest to where it was detached.

OOO and when I was in grade 2, I slipped on a cushion at school, fell forward and hit my eyebrow on a metal bookshelf corner. Big gash, went to the hospital, had to get 6 stiches. Not fun for a 7 year old.

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My brother stapled two of his fingers together. He said it didn't hurt.

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yesterday in school, i reached in my backpack not realizing i had just shoved my metal geometry compass into my backpack and i slam my hand in there to get a binder and my index finger has a compass point stuck in it as i pull my hand out quickly.  Im like ahhhhhhh!!!! Cuase well you know, theres a metal compass sticking about a cm into my hand, so my seat partner rips it out before i realize what hes doing and now blood is every freaking where and now i have to go to nurse.  It was fun

Maybe he isn't some metrosexual hippy and he doesn't carry around a man's purse like you do.