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    Posted: 22 October 2005 at 4:15pm
So badass I dry shave my crotch with a straight razor... blindfolded.  You?
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^^lol
So badass I drink milk with rats blood every morning.
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I was able to defeat a pack of rabid ninjas with rabies while shaving my testicles with a straight razor blindfolded.

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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

I was able to defeat a pack of rabid ninjas with rabies while shaving my testicles with a straight razor blindfolded.


Now that is badass.


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so badass that i can juggle cats
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Im so badass, I drank an entire Big Gulp Slushie in 10 seconds.
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

I was able to defeat a pack of rabid ninjas with rabies while shaving my testicles with a straight razor blindfolded.

I see. Then it is time to bring out the big guns.  I am so incredibly badass that I have been known to rock climb in the nude with my peg leg arms, legs, and head while being attacked by mountain goats with rabies while its hailing with women making fun of my abnormally shaped man parts. (Minus the man parts part)

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I'm so badass, that my penis is size = i^2

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well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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roffle....-1 ^^

*sigh*

I really hate to do this...but...

I am so badass...

*how badass are you Gatyr?!?*

I am so bad ass, I singlehandedly won world war one, two, and three with nothing but a wet match and snow. Not only that, I used the same match and snow on two different occasions.

Also, when I get in the pool, I dont get wet because of the water, the water gets Gatyr'd because of me.


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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

roffle....-1 ^^

*sigh*

I really hate to do this...but...

I am so badass...

*how badass are you Gatyr?!?*

I am so bad ass, I singlehandedly won world war one, two, and three
with nothing but a wet match and snow. Not only that, I used the same
match and snow on two different occasions.

Also, when I get in the pool, I dont get wet because of the water, the water gets Gatyr'd because of me.



hahaha
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:


Also, when I get in the pool, I dont get wet because of the water, the water gets Gatyr'd because of me.
Now THAT, is badass.
I need a new Sig...
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:


Also, when I get in the pool, I dont get wet because of the water, the water gets Gatyr'd because of me.
I'm so bad ass I'll admit that I literally fell out of my chair when I read that.

Last time I buy a chair from the Salvation Army...

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Originally posted by Apu Apu wrote:


Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:


Also, when I get in the pool, I dont get wet because of the water, the water gets Gatyr'd because of me.

Now THAT, is badass.
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Originally posted by Gatyr Gatyr wrote:

roffle....-1 ^^

*sigh*

I really hate to do this...but...

I am so badass...

*how badass are you Gatyr?!?*

I am so bad ass, I singlehandedly won world war one, two, and three with nothing but a wet match and snow. Not only that, I used the same match and snow on two different occasions.

Also, when I get in the pool, I dont get wet because of the water, the water gets Gatyr'd because of me.
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Im so badass that i killed jesus.
///AMG What?
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Originally posted by NiQ-Toto NiQ-Toto wrote:

Im so badass that i killed jesus.


No that just makes you jewish. A jewish badass that is.


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im so bXa that i pee with one hand :dodgy:
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Originally posted by 98God 98God wrote:

Originally posted by NiQ-Toto NiQ-Toto wrote:

Im so badass that i killed jesus.


No that just makes you jewish. A jewish badass that is.

Prejudice!!!

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I'm so badass, I ate vin diesel.
I'm so badass, I'm typing this without my hands.
I'm so badass, my mom put a hit out on me.
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Well im so badass I ate jabba the hut.
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