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hwayhzrd 
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 Topic: The HwayHzrd Mea Culpa threadPosted: 29 October 2005 at 12:44pm |
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Since I got back yesterday, a forumer who shall go nameless has seemingly taken exception to posts I have made, and has been making rashly inaccurate generalizations about me. To make things right, I prostrate myself before all of you with all humility and beg forgiveness. <ironic tone>I wish to announce that I have no sense of humor or sense of irony. Serious is indeed my middle name, especially from here on out. The A-5 is the greatest invention that mortal man has ever produced, and only a complete moron with the mental accumen of a lampshade would ever dispute this or doubt it's reliability. For woods, speed or random acts of vandalism, it rocks and rocks hard. The Flatline barrel system is a sham, a joke and a complete farce, and I apologize to anyone who ever took my recommendation to purchase one. I have done it only to keep recieving the lucrative kickbacks from Tippmann that I have enjoyed for the last six years. I don't even really use a Flatline barrel. It is actually a cleverly disguised Dye Boomstick. Now, the truth can finally be told, and I no longer have to live a lie. To anyone who I have misled during my years here on the forum, I am truly sorry, and vow here and now to spend my life making up for my indiscretions, and will never again dare to threaten a Woobie Bear. Thank you all for you understanding and forgive in advance. </ironic tone> Okay, boys, first round is on me!! Edited by hwayhzrd |
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Cedric
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:45pm |
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OMG boomstick.
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hwayhzrd
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:47pm |
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Yes, and my God have I felt the shame. Please, forgive me, Cedric. Those days are gone, and I swear to reform. |
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Sargent Duck
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:49pm |
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You get Kickbacks from Tippmann? And all this time I've been
recommending the flatline for free (not really, I play speedball). Hey,
if the pays good enough, I'll recommend the flatty and suffer getting
flamed.
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Ref: I want a nice clean game
player: but it's paintball! |
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Cedric
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:49pm |
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It's ok. You are forgiven. I speak for the rest of the world, of course.
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Panda Man
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:53pm |
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Justice
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:56pm |
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operator error!
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ritzblitz
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 12:57pm |
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Hmmm.
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High Voltage
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:01pm |
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maybe you'd unblock me from your PM box NOW?
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:03pm |
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Kickbacks, where was I when they started handing those out?
You forgot to mention that Squad Busters and Werks paint are Tippmann's best products and vital to every paintballers arsenal of manditory gear. Stick to the Tippmann protocols, your not allowed to form you own opinion, Hway. Remember it is all about Sell, Sell, Sell. /me goes and swims in my pool of Tippmann kick back money. Edited by _TT_ |
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hwayhzrd
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:04pm |
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Hmm, don't remember doing that, but I will check and correct the situation, as I want the world to forgive me and see how I am trying to change for the better. |
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hwayhzrd
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:07pm |
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Yes, I did forget that, thank you _TT_! I wish to come completely clean about everything, including my many of hours at work in Florida gluing hanging chads onto ballots in the 2000 election. I strongly encourage any of you with skeletons in your closets, air them out! It really works! |
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Sargent Duck
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:08pm |
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Never Give up! Never Surrender!
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Ref: I want a nice clean game
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Hitman
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:17pm |
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But if you're not using your Flatline... Then why aren't you using the
2nd best barrel every created. The Tippmann Sniper barrel 16"?!??!
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Hades
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:17pm |
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It really wasnt Eve that ate the fruit from the Tree of Life causing man and woman to be sinners. It was Me.
God thought it was Eve only because I was still dressed in drag since I had just finished taking Adam's innocence. Edited by Hades |
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usafpilot07
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:18pm |
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I ate a brownie once
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
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Cedric
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:35pm |
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Sargent Duck
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:43pm |
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flatline, boomstick, stock barrel. They all pale in comparison to the SUPER CHRONIUM barrel.
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Ref: I want a nice clean game
player: but it's paintball! |
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Jim Paint
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:45pm |
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So, does this mean you can divulge your Double Fudge Nut brownie recipe?
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saepe fidelis |
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Posted: 29 October 2005 at 1:45pm |
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I was responsible for the Colombia space shuttle breaking up on reentry. I pryed the little heat shield tiles off and just put them back on with scotch tape, and then made the superlight piece of foam fall off on takeoff to make it look like an accident.
Wow, i feel much better now that that is in the open. Also, i played with a dude (Troy Lubberts) from Effect last night at NVP in Rochester. Edited by NiQ-Toto |
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///AMG What?
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