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Strike 1 - language 6.29.10

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    Posted: 18 November 2005 at 3:41pm
Man who want pretty nurse got to be patient.

Man who put head on teacks to hear for train get splitting headache

Man who is dirty must get in hot water to be clean


(Keep em going)

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I'll stick to Charlie Chan thank you:

Grain of sand in eye may hide mountain.


Hasty conclusion like gunpowder - easy to explode.


and my favorite:
If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.
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"Be strong and supple, its the trick to ride out the storm."

"Dont adjust your sandels while walking through a melon patch."
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Man who stand on toilet high on pot.
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BANNED FOR PORNO - Dad wouldnt like it

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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:


If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.



I like that

My new baby :-P


Stiffy2008 said, "wat is a noob?"
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Originally posted by Sureshot3091 Sureshot3091 wrote:


Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

If strength were all, tiger would not fear scorpion.



I like that


Yeah, deffinitly my favorite
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Originally posted by bluemunky bluemunky wrote:

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.


Come on, real quotes.
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Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:



Come on, real quotes.

Like Confucius ever said any of this...
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Originally posted by Rambino Rambino wrote:

Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Come on, real quotes.


Like Confucius ever said any of this...


Seriously. How about you start posting some real quotes instead of the retarded 3rd grade ones.

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Originally posted by DBibeau855 DBibeau855 wrote:

Come on, real quotes.
Mine were made up too.

We are reading Jou Luck Club in Cont. World Lit. and we started discussing Cunfuscionism and the teacher found a bunch of quotes, real and fake, and read them too us.


BUT I made this for both real and fake.

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Tons of em’

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My penis is big.

sporx wrote:
well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30.
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Pants? I dont need no stinking pants.

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I recall they did a spoof like this on Crank Yankers...

"Don't you hate pants?"
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"Takes square anus to poop brick"
I shoot a Hoyt

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"Man go to bed with itchy crack,..........

wake up with smelly finger."
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Originally posted by Linus Linus wrote:



Man who is dirty must get in hot water to be clean



Thats so true.
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