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    Posted: 28 November 2005 at 9:52pm
This is what happens when you burn bibles...

Jesus got pissed and..


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Jesus shot his laser at my eye the other day.
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Haha you offended the Bible God.
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Its the stigmata!
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Nice, I threw away the mormon bible.
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omg you just broke my lcd screen...
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Here's some background info. This kid put a knife in the bible.

zomg
Then with his angsty powers, he burned it.

Dbougle zomg.

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Why doesnt he like his bible?
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this thread delivers
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Then...
He summoned the help of this kid to help him lift the oh so heavy bible off the ground...


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Mmmm. I understand.
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Do you have a shotgun? Blast it!
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Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Here's some background info. This kid put a knife in the bible.
 
zomg
Then with his angsty powers, he burned it.

Dbougle zomg.


!!!! If that is an unphotoshopped image, look just above the black line/tear.  There is an "evil" face there.




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But then some kid offered his help to shoot the bible with a large gun he had. He also had not washed his hair in days.

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OH MY GOD...

HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Sweet..
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But while the unwashed kid was trying to shoot the bible, a magical sideways black man appeared and blinded the shooter with myspace flash camera.

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Originally posted by Cedric Cedric wrote:

Then...
He summoned the help of this kid to help him lift the oh so heavy bible off the ground...

Haha, isn't that ILP?
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Alas, Ron Weasly appeared to kill everyone, but he needed help.


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Tripod blows.
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