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DeTrevni
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Topic: HELP! We need Samuel L.!!!Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:17pm |
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and for clicking the silly title, you have been granted a free herpetology lesson. There are 7 species of venemous snakes in the US. only 7. all 7 can be found in texas too. and in turn, i almost guarantee you can find all 7 under my shed... Starting with this:
i found it in my front yard, the cat was messin with it i caught it with my hands, an allen wrench, some cardboard and a small cage. it's an eastern coral snake, for those that live in the north (its primarily southern). it is the most venomous snake found in texas, thusly, in the usa. rattlesnakes cause more deaths however, because they are more aggressive. corals are fairly small, the largest ive seen being 3 ft, and thusly, very timid. i just find it exciting to be literally 1 foot away from a painful death... in a way, herpetology is a lost "extreme" sport. |
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:19pm |
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LMAONNAISE
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:20pm |
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Red touches yellow, you're a dead fellow.
Take it to some snake place. |
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DeTrevni
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:20pm |
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i wonder how many will get the joke...
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PlentifulBalls
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:20pm |
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I'd hit it.
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sporx wrote: well...ya i prolly will be a virgin till i'm at least 30. |
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DeTrevni
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:24pm |
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you would...
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:33pm |
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DeTrevni
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:39pm |
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it scares me that there are a LOT of little kids on my street, and for some reason, they like our swing in the front yard. it scares me because if one of those kids found it before i did, then there could have been some trouble. i cant let something like this run around the neighborhood, and i like reptiles too much to kill it. im probably going to take it to the science resource center down the road or something... |
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:39pm |
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It's a pretty bad joke, since everyone knows about that movie now.
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:41pm |
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Snakes on a swing
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:46pm |
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i get the joke, SNAKES ON A PLANE
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 10:47pm |
i lol'd hard and long ;] |
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 11:32pm |
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KILL IT! KILL IT!
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 11:38pm |
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wow, ive heard stores of those. it would not be fun to have a little kid get bitten by one of those. and them tempers them things have, sheesh. would bite almost anything that moves near them
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DeTrevni
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 11:40pm |
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the temper thing aint exactly true... they are fast little buggers, but they are kind of shy. theyed run before fight. i was worried a little kid would pick it up, and problems ensue from there... |
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Posted: 11 May 2006 at 11:50pm |
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Let it bite you and post pics!
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Posted: 12 May 2006 at 12:10am |
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OK!!! ill get right on that... |
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Posted: 12 May 2006 at 12:15am |
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Posted: 12 May 2006 at 12:47am |
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Ah, sweet death.
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Posted: 12 May 2006 at 6:54am |
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red next to black, friend of jack : red next to yellow, kill a fellow
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