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choopie911
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Posted: 11 August 2006 at 6:07pm |
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are funny. I went out to a bar with some friends last night, and this guy who's friends with one of my friends walks by....wearing an eyepatch.
We ask him what happened, and he doesnt really want to explain it...but he gives in, and heres the story. He was at work, when someone casually commented "ah man, can you imagine how much it would suck to have vinegar in the eye?" to which he replies "screw imagining, I make dreams come true" and proceeds to pour some vinegar in his eye. Needless to say, it's an acid, it hurt, alot. According to the security tapes, as soon as it hit his eye, he threw a chair into a wall, and took off running, into another wall.... He went to the hospital, where they called him an idiot, and told him he'd damage something like, 68% of his cornea, and he has to keep it covered for at least 2 days, and hope for the best.... Bright guy. |
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Dan db09
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Hurts thinking of it... But what a moron.
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daniero
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"I make dreams come true", duuuuh lol
I wonder what else he's done... |
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whack-a-mole
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Some people...
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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.
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Benjichang
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Ah, CH3cooH. A weak acid, by all accounts. It only has a Ka value of
1.9 x10-5 Hah. I got a C in Chem 3. |
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TEHGANGSTER
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dumbass
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I am a leaf on the wind, watch how i soar. |
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GI JOES SON
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thats what i was thinking...tell him you imagine what its like eating broken shards of a beer bottle. |
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daniero
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That'd be cruel lol |
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SSOK
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Tell him they were some jagged nachos. He only has one eye, he might not even realize it
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Skillet42565
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"I wonder what its like killing yourself to get rid of the burden of us dealing with your sheer stupidity."
BANG. |
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sinisterNorth
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haha..."I make dreams come true." funniest thing I've heard all day |
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Pumpker'd; (V.) When a pump player runs up and shoots you at point blank range because you thought 20bps made you good.
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Darur
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Brillient
Why didnt he just throw some baking soda in his eye after that? Would hurt a lot but at least your cornea would be intact. |
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Real Men play Tuba
[IMG]http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/1859/newsmall6xz.jpg"> PH33R TEH 1337 Dwarf! DONT CLICK ME!!1 |
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The American
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He deserves it.
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a5Tpp789
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almost happened to me when i was younger me and some of my friends put baking soda in film caps and vinegar and one time one went early right before my eye didnt hurt at all because of the reaction with baking soda and vinegar thank god for science
Edited by a5Tpp789 - 11 August 2006 at 10:23pm |
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if you put 500 dollars into an A5 it is still an A5
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*Stealth*
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You have to hand it to him though, The man has balls.
They may be useless and infertile due to past imagenings, But they are HUGE none the less. |
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pimptastik
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<no ginormous sigs please>
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blackdog144
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thats funny
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phillll227
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Haha as the H+ ions react with the cornea, the equilibrium will shift to the right, according to le chatelier's principle. |
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