MILFs *updated page 2!*

So, I was meeting this dude from BC I've made friendly with at the bar. I walk in, he's sitting on these stools with a counter in front of them, over the counter is a pool table, then a tv. At the pool table, three chicks are playing pool. I sit down and start chatting for a bit, and every so often they'll say something to us or w/e. After a while, tennis comes on the TV and we decide we're going to go check out this pub down the street thats having a redneck themed night (bobbing for beer, etc) and as we get up and start walking we get "aaawww, you're not leaving are you??" We havent even exchanged names or anything, we've just been sitting there pretty much, playing the uninterested game. So we come back from the other pub and take our seats again, they chat us up every so often. This goes on for the whole night, every time they'd leave to go get someone/ do something, they'd leave a jacket, wallet, drink..anything to try and get us to watch it and stay there. Ben (the dude from BC) and I decided to go on a food run, so we head off, come back after a while and grab a totally different seat in the bar, and sure enough a couple minutes later we see one of the girls (Kat) looking around for us. She finds us and is all happy that we didnt just ditch, and drops the line "hey, do you guys wanna party after this?" So we decide sure, why not, and head up to this dudes house.


This is where we find out they're moms.

We're sitting in this guys living room just chillen, joking around and whatnot, and the dude who owns the house (and looks about...21) says something about his two kids. One of his kids is 4 already. Then this other chick says something about her kid, and how he's old enough to stay home alone now, so she doesnt need a baby sitter anymore. Then Kat, who looked the youngest, says that her ex has her kid for now. Ben and I sort of catch eyes like "wow..."
The conversation continues, and Ben mentions something about needing a new battery for his car, and the dude who owns the house says he could get him one for free, and starts to talk about all this stuff he's stolen from wal-mart, etc. His TV's, stereo, car stereo, etc...all stolen.
Then, he starts talking with Kat about cars they stole when they were dating, and how he's done roughly 50 since they broke up. Also that he's spent 4 years in prison, and the other dude mentions the 2 years that he did.

Regardless of all this...crazyness, my friend still knows he's in for sure when we all get up to go our seperate ways and she says "so are you coming to my house??"
She was quite enthused that he go to her place...not sure if he did, I'll have to ask him later today.

Either way, quite the night, and proof that sometimes not trying works better than trying ever could.
That, and people here are crazy.

Edited by choopie911 - 21 August 2006 at 7:09am

I was debating an eiffel tower

Cedric wrote: That doesn't count.

How does it not count? If she's been legal since I was 10 or 11..... I only know one of their ages for sure, and she was 29

Edited by choopie911 - 20 August 2006 at 7:50pm

DRAMATIZATION, MAY NOT APPEAR EXACTLY AS EVENTS OCCURED!



ARTISTS RENDITION!

Aaaahahahaha.

Choopie that pic is great.

Train?

I coach 3rd-8th grader basketball teams and there are plenty of milfs.

You Wont See Me wrote: The American wrote: People say my mom is a milf.

pics or shens?

Actually, how the hell did choop get the pic?

so whats 29?

*edit*

Just got a phonecall, sounds like I'm heading out again tonight with them.

Edited by choopie911 - 20 August 2006 at 10:15pm

And you'd be wrong. It has Mom right in the title. It's a Cougar if its an older attractive woman, its a MILF if she has kids. Cedric and I went over this after he tried to tell me what you two had determined, and he agreed with the cougar and milf thing.