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    Posted: 05 September 2006 at 11:36pm
Okay, so I have this essay I'm sposed to write for bible about "Jesus is better than _____." and I have to pick somthing and write an essay about it by tomoro, seens how I'm an athiest (they dont know that) I got nothen. Ideas? *money is already taken*
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A-T-H-E-I-S-T

If you're going to claim it, spell it right.

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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

A-T-H-E-I-S-T

If you're going to claim it, spell it right.

I can't spell. What can I say
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Jesus is better than [Insert teachers name here]
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Hmmmm. Jesus is better than Hitler, because Hitler eats watermelon too fast. Also, jesus can punch kids in the face.

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Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Jesus is better than [Insert teachers name here]
I lol'd perty hard, ecspecially considering he is a pretty stuck up church of christ pastor.
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Jesus is better than "this assignment...but only by a little"
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Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Jesus is better than [Insert teachers name here]
I lol'd perty hard, ecspecially considering he is a pretty stuck up church of christ pastor.



Do it then. If he is a pastor he CAN NOT refute the fact that Jesus is better than him.
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I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it.
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Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it.




Discuss how much better jesus could teach a class on himself.

Literally, What Would Jesus Teach.


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Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it.




Discuss how much better jesus could teach a class on himself.

Literally, What Would Jesus Teach.
lol
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Ha, you're in Bible class.

Anyway, Jesus is better than Moses BUT not as good as StarCraft, which is awesome.
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Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it.




Discuss how much better jesus could teach a class on himself.

Literally, What Would Jesus Teach.
lol


I'm being cerial.


If I knew how you're teacher taught I could make a 4 page paper on that in under a hour.
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Jesus > devil?

Seems like an easy A.
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Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I'm thinken about it, but I'm not sure how I could get a page or 2 out of it.




Discuss how much better jesus could teach a class on himself.

Literally, What Would Jesus Teach.
lol


I'm being cerial.


If I knew how you're teacher taught I could make a 4 page paper on that in under a hour.
very boring man, mostly reads straight out of the bible, bald and we like to make fun of him for it. makes christians seem all high and mighty and everyone else is screwed and condemned to hell. typicall church of christ person.
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Not to be stereotypical or anything....

Anyways, i will think you're cool if you do what stealth does.
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Jesus is better than Steve Irwin?
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Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

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Anyways, i will think you're cool if you do what stealth does.


Do as I do.


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Atheist in a religious school?  That can't be fun.
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Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

religious school?  That can't be fun.

fixed.

this reminds me, i am totally blowing off writing a paper that is due in exactly 8 hours.
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