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    Posted: 05 October 2006 at 12:19am
Since we all know there is no such thing as a serious pickup line, Let's make some funny Nerd/Geek related ones.
-Here's a few I just thought of:
-There is a LAN party in my Pants, BYOC.
-I'd like to mod your Case.
-My refresh rate is faster than your average CRT.
-[Apple Geek Pickup line] *Read their shirt tag* Just like I thought, Made in Cupertino.
-Can I be your slave drive tonight?
-I just got some new virus protection, wanna try it out?
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Fail?

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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Fail?


Pretty much.
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I kinda liked it.
u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Fail?


you mean you tried these?
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The last two are awesome. The rest, not so much.
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

Yup, he actually said that.
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

The last two are awesome. The rest, not so much.

Ditto.

Although I question the effectiveness of bringing up virii that early in conversation.
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well when i read these i started gettin hot... and by the end my pants came off some how... so they work
Tuesday starts the weekend... YAYAYA!!!!
CHUFF CHUFF
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"Hey, baby, I'm like USB- I'll plug it into anywhere."
"This box doesn't don't come with a floppy drive."
"Lie back and I'll double click your mouse."


Oh God, I'd better stop now.
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

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Originally posted by BARREL BREAK BARREL BREAK wrote:

I just got some new virus protection, wanna try it
out?

My favorite one. I thought it was funny.

"I'm like High Speed. I can pop anything up *snaps fingers* just like that."
"Wanna download my software?"
"Oh I'm nothing like a floppy disk, I'm more like a flash drive."
"There's no need to photoshop your body."
"You have a strong chin like Morgan Webb."
                ^^ok that last one deserves a smack in the face.

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My laptop is broken, would you like to take its place tonight.
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BOOM....HEADSHOT!!!

I put on my robe and wizard hat...
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Some not so good ones.

"Darn girl I just hope God programmed you with a backdoor entry!"

"My heart has been pwned by j00!!"
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Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

BOOM....HEADSHOT!!!

I put on my robe and wizard hat...


I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you're in my breeding territory.

It doesn't get any more serious than a rhinoceros about to charge your ass.
"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."

-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011.

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Originally posted by Hades Hades wrote:

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

YES!!!!

BloodNinja FTW.
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Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:

"Hey, baby, I'm like USB- I'll plug it into anywhere.""This box doesn't don't come with a floppy drive.""Lie back and I'll double click your mouse."Oh God, I'd better stop now.
I think I've used the mouse one before...
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LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOY JENNNNNNNNNNNNNNKINNNNNNS.

I lost my IP address, can I have yours?

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this one popped in my head on the way to school





....you wanna see my unit?




i might actually try that one this weekend...
*TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC*

*POP...POP*

"HIT"...>=[
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haha nerds

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