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hey bud, let’s party!

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    Posted: 09 October 2006 at 10:53pm
So the other day me and my buddy were out surfing and decided to go to mcdonalds for some grub...i only had a pair of boardshorts to put on after taking off my wetsuit so i was barefoot with just shorts on and no shirt and greasy hair....i also forgot my wallet at home so i pulled the ashtray/coin thing out of my car to get some stuff off the dollar menu...so i walk into mcdonalds with nothing but shorts on and im counting out change to pay for my two cheeseburgers and i go and take a seat and start enjoying my food...all of a sudden a woman walks by and drops 5 dollars in my ashtray thing and goes "you poor soul"

so im dying inside and you know the right thing to do would be like thanks lady but im not poor...

instead i give her a "god bless you ma'm"

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You win so hard.
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Shens!

No shirt no shoes no service!


Edited by You Wont See Me - 09 October 2006 at 10:56pm
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Major score.
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Hahah that's great. 
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hey bud, let’s party!

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Originally posted by You Wont See Me You Wont See Me wrote:

Shens!

No shirt no shoes no service!


dude its mcdonalds...someone can die in there and it'd take them 2 weeks to realize it

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haha thats pretty good. you wont see me has a point though....could depend on where you are though
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I Wanna Title!! Waah!

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gotta give those people credit for helping out people. but score for you
what?
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wicked awesome
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Thumb up for human kindness.
Another thumb for your response.
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so that makes free food? win.
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You trock for being able to enjoy the freakin ocean and nice weather right now....I hate Ohio...plus the whole charity thing....


I got paid 2 bucks for jumping this old rich ladies Mercadies today....She handed me money and I thought I had a streak of luck....opened the two ones five minutes later....the pure humor made my day though so it's all good....

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I don’t have one either. Is that good???

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^No kidding. West PA...lucky to be able to still roll the windows down for the afternoon drive home.
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Haha that just made my day. That is the best story that I have heard.
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u dont know what to do ur getting mottor boatted

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Aw man, my butt is rusted...

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I haven't been to the arches in awhile.

Your response is great.
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I have been denied by a bum once.

I was walking up to the mall to meet some people one weekend, I had on some old torn up jeans, an old ratty DKM Tshirt on, suspenders, hair all a mess and my beard when it was at full length.

A bum walks up and goes "Sir could you spare a .... oh.....nevermind"

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Nice one Whale....

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Whale -
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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

I have been denied by a bum once.

I was walking up to the mall to meet some people one weekend, I had on some old torn up jeans, an old ratty DKM Tshirt on, suspenders, hair all a mess and my beard when it was at full length.

A bum walks up and goes "Sir could you spare a .... oh.....nevermind"


Haha, awesome.
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