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    Posted: 19 January 2007 at 8:42pm
I've been conducting a study over the last several months and I am ready to publish the results:

If you're ever in an elevator and you really have to fart...
no matter how late it is....
no matter how many times you've been in the elevator this late.....
no matter how many times you've been in the elevator this late and had to fart but held it in just in case someone was waiting to get on......
no matter how many times you've been in this elevator this late and held in a fart and never seen another soul waiting to get on..........

If you fart, someone will be waiting to get on that elevator when the doors open 97.6 percent of the time.
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My scientific study is that two out of the two threads you posted suck.

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glad im not the only one picking up on the fail coming from this guy
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I think he's just tryin too hard for a newb....There's nothing inherently fail here, if Dave or Whale posted it, it'd prolly get some lols....


Edited by .Ryan - 19 January 2007 at 9:19pm

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I have empirical evidence that you suck. 
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He speaks the truth.  It does seem to happen often.
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Originally posted by .Ryan .Ryan wrote:

I think he's just tryin too hard for a newb....There's nothing inherently fail here, if Dave or Whale posted it, it'd prolly get some lols....

And that's how the forum works.
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I get crusified for speaking the truth, like freak said??..lol
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i actually can agree to this study.  i work at an office as an internal courier.  i ride the elevators all day long and have left many stinky elevators for people to ride in.
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Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

Originally posted by .Ryan .Ryan wrote:

I think he's just tryin too hard for a newb....There's nothing inherently fail here, if Dave or Whale posted it, it'd prolly get some lols....

And that's how the forum works.

QFT

i have had that happen multiple times.

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heh

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Pretty funny.

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I'll admit I smiled.
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Originally posted by Skillet42565 Skillet42565 wrote:

I'll admit I smiled.
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ahh c'mon fellas give me some credit....
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Originally posted by Pate Pate wrote:

My scientific study is that two out of the two threads you posted suck.

Pate's Law.
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