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procarbinefreak
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Topic: Lessons of the DayPosted: 11 March 2007 at 10:34pm |
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Having all the coolant covering the outside of your engine doesn't stop the car from over heating
The side of the interstate is quite a dangerous place to be. |
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Hairball!!!
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 10:36pm |
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Drive Toyotas.
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choopie911
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 10:38pm |
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Snake6
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 10:43pm |
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My lesson for the day was: It's good to have friends in high places...
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Kristofer
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 10:56pm |
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Did you tell an NCO off? |
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Snake6
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 11:01pm |
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No, that was a lesson from a couple of months ago... One of our Marines went UA, and happened to know a Lt. Col in St. Louis. So the Lt. Col talked two our DetCMDR so the Marine got put on leave instead of being logged in as UA... |
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Kristofer
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 11:04pm |
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Thats crap. |
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kickinwing2010
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 11:05pm |
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My lesson of the day was:don't hang up on your mom.
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Monk
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 11:06pm |
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Well lets look at the bright side. You didnt break down in the MIDDLE of the interstate. |
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evillepaintball
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 11:13pm |
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lesson of the day: being confidant that you got a scholarship doesn't actually mean you got the scholarship.
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Sonex
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 11:31pm |
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Lesson of the day:People who want fast food are generally disgusting... Seriously, if you work in fast food...you know that hideous freaks don't cook for themselves, they all come to where you work |
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Funky
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 11:34pm |
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Lesson of the day:
When faced with the choice of BBQ Pork or Duck, don't chose one. Eat both. |
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"Don't you hate pants?" |
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Styro Folme
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Posted: 11 March 2007 at 11:58pm |
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lesson of the day:
Porn stars work in a Cracker Barrel somewhere along the interstate between Columbia MO and Louisville KY. |
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Sonex
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Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:01am |
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Second lesson: If ever in Ohio...Go to the Brunswick Applebees, they are made up of the hottest chicks evvverrr haha...Less lesson, and more advice, but I guarantee you won't regret it
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BARREL BREAK
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Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:16am |
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Todays lesson: If Sofia Coppola made it, it probably sucks.
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Cedric
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Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:18am |
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Lesson of the day: Don't play rugby on an all dirt field.
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Tae Kwon Do
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Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:40am |
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Lesson of the day: Grouting blows.
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High Voltage
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Posted: 12 March 2007 at 2:07am |
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Lesson of the day: THIS IS
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mbro
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Posted: 12 March 2007 at 2:10am |
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LOTD: A 64oz mug of coffee an hour before you go into work makes you very productive when you are doing boring physical labor or driving a forklift.
Also, apparently that gets you a promotion. Go Go Gadget Load Builder MBro (previously just outside yard employee, I used to just stock things and help people, now I pull deliveries) |
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Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. |
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Tolgak
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Posted: 12 March 2007 at 2:17am |
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Lesson of the day: Bending leg while in recovery from a scrape on the knee causes uncontrolable bleeding.
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