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    Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:41pm
The detective entered the room to find Harry and Grace laying beside each other on the floor, dead.

Beside them was a small pool of water and some broken glass. Above them on the counter was a cat with its back arched.

Without any further investigation the detective decided that the victims had died of suffocation.

He was right, but how did he know?

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tae Kwon Do Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:42pm
I freakin' hate these. 

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote RoboCop Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:43pm

Do you know the answer, ryan?

Too bad there isn't a picture to go with it.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Reb Cpl Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:44pm

I love these things.

gimme a day or two to come up with an answer.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote .Ryan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 12:46pm
Yes, I do know the answer.

Sorry, no picture.

Also, a hint: Never assume.

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They're fish. Cat knocked over/ broke the fishbowl.
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they were seeing who could hold there breathe the longest with a Glass of water on top of their head. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote *Stealth* Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:17pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

They're fish. Cat knocked over/ broke the fishbowl.
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Because the detective had killed them earlier, and the cat was just random...you always return to the scene of the crime...lol
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote BooksAndLeaves Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:43pm
someone was supposed to guess the cat sucked their air out i bet
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote -ProDigY- Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:48pm
I'm absolutely amazed there are still people left who haven't heard
this one.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote .Ryan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 1:52pm
Meh, it was new to me, I liked it.

And yeah, Choop wins.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote oreomann33 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 2:50pm
Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

I'm absolutely amazed there are still people left who haven't heard
this one.
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Originally posted by oreomann33 oreomann33 wrote:


Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

I'm absolutely amazed there are still people left who haven't heard
this one.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Pariel Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 3:04pm
Why? I think all the people who "haven't heard" this one just forget that someone told them in 3rd grade.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Dye Playa Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 3:05pm
Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Originally posted by oreomann33 oreomann33 wrote:


Originally posted by -ProDigY- -ProDigY- wrote:

I'm absolutely amazed there are still people left who haven't heard
this one.
yea that was like when after class the substitute teacher told you a joke in like second grade.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote .Ryan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 12 March 2007 at 6:38pm
I heard it on this old movie my grandpa was watching. I really don't think I ever heard it before today....I found it clever...

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why didnt fluffy eat them, arent cats suppose to eat fish

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i hate these riddles...  too many possiblilities...

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Well, apparently we're all supposed to already know these because they are supposed to be required material for all elementary school children....But yeah, like you said, most of them have way too many possibilities to ever really figure them out. Sonex's answer works too, as would others if you took the time to think about it.....I just find the answers entertaining....

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