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    Posted: 12 April 2007 at 1:28am
To oppose the anti-American, anti-Christian Wikipedia, Conservapedia has been created.

This guy points out quite a few rather ludicrous articles.  Don't worry, the article its self is only about 1/10th of the entire page.
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That is the funniest thing I have seen in a very, very long time.  Most excellent.

BTW, Wikipedia's entry for conservapedia:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia

That as funny as conservapedia, unfortunately.
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Haha, they actually list the Homosexual Agenda.


Focus on the Family quotes below from a leading book in the homosexual movement in outline the points of the agendas:

  1. "Talk about gays and gayness as loudly and as often as possible."
  2. "Portray gays as victims, not as aggressive challengers."
  3. "Give homosexual protectors a just cause."
  4. "Make gays look good."
  5. "Make the victimizers look bad."
  6. "Get funds from corporate America."





Here I was thinking it was figurative.

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Even their harmless articles are funny.  Look up "Denmark".

I'm just hitting random article.  This is so great.
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I looked up Denmark.


Quote "Denmark has been plauged with a socialist economy since the end of World War Two, with strong trade union ensuring that workers have a strong influence over company descisions. Despite this, it has become one of the world's most successful economies. However, the socialist nature of the country often means that successful people are unable to ensure their children are successful, or are not overtaken by poor people on basis of ability."



I never knew socialist economies were a "plauge" (sic).

Haha, I also cannot stop laughing at the "overtaken by poor people" line. Like the poor are a form of Zombie or something.




Hahahahaha.

This is too good.


Quote Denmark has free healthcare for all people and free education. That everyone can access equaloppotunities to education means the academics and leaders come from many backgrounds and can lead to a very unamercian situation where anyone can become ruler.


Damn those Europeans, being so un-American all the time.


Edited by Tae Kwon Do - 12 April 2007 at 1:57am

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Did you notice how "Denmark has been around for several weeks, at least"?

And try searching for your favorite porno terms.  I'm guessing the fine folks at conservopedia have the occasional troll problem.



Edited by Clark Kent - 12 April 2007 at 2:04am
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Penis is a banned page.



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That doesn't bode well for the continuation of the conservative race.
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I'm really at a loss for words...except perhaps "lawl".

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Wow, clicking the random article button twice gets The Sherman Tank and Godless: The Church of Liberalism by Ann Coulter

scary

edit 2 = I don't know what scares me more..Ann Coulter, or the fact that my mom has read her stuff...


Edited by Benjichang - 12 April 2007 at 11:31am

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We passed. Canada failed.

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Canada has a major problem with modern-day sexual slavery. In a 2006 report the Future Group, a Canadian humanitarian organization dedicated to ending human trafficking, ranked eight industrialized nations and gave Canada an F for its "abysmal" record treating victims. The report concluded that Canada "is an international embarrassment" when it comes to combatting this form of slavery. In the report, the only other country to flunk was the United Kingdom, which received a D, while the United States received a B+ and Australia, Norway, Sweden, Germany and Italy all received grades of B or B-.
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Holy crap.

I'm not sure what to make of this.
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Originally posted by Tae Kwon Do Tae Kwon Do wrote:

Penis is a banned page.


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Finally...the rich white men have a voice.
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I do kind of like what the bibles has to say about women, as pointed out by this article.

Originally posted by Crazy Conservative Christians Crazy Conservative Christians wrote:


Saint Paul also has much to say on the st atus of women in society, most memorably that women should submit to their husbands just as the church submits to God. [2] [3] [4] [5]The Bible also states that if a man sells his daughter into slavery she must consent and "not go out as the menservants do." (Exodus 21:7)

The New Testament contains many instructions regarding the role of women:

  1. Women are to dress modestly[6][7].
  2. Women may learn in silence, but may not be permitted to teach[8]. Some interpreations limit this rule to the teaching of doctrine.
  3. Women are not permitted to speak in church[9].
  4. Women are to be subservient to and follow the instructions of their husbands[10][11][12][13].

These viewpoints are not not widely accepted in secular, first-world nations, although many believers still adhere to them.
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Originally posted by Conservapedia Conservapedia wrote:

Red states are noted for a commitment to conservative Christian morality in voting, a rejection of gay abortion rights, and wanting to pay low taxes.
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Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Finally...the rich white men have a voice.

Neither "rich" nor "white" have entries...

But this site just keeps on giving.  On this debate page, one nutball is upset because his definition of "natural disaster" was deleted.  That deleted definition read:

Originally posted by Deleted Definition Deleted Definition wrote:

'Natural disaster is an atheist term for an Act of God. The term describes Acts of God as something that happens 'naturally' not by the will of our creator and thereby denies the influence of our own behavior.'

Debate and hilarity ensues.
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This beats Pravda in the laff department hands down.

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Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

Originally posted by Dune Dune wrote:

Finally...the rich white men have a voice.

Neither "rich" nor "white" have entries...

But this site just keeps on giving.  On this debate page, one nutball is upset because his definition of "natural disaster" was deleted.  That deleted definition read:

Originally posted by Deleted Definition Deleted Definition wrote:

'Natural disaster is an atheist term for an Act of God. The term describes Acts of God as something that happens 'naturally' not by the will of our creator and thereby denies the influence of our own behavior.'

Debate and hilarity ensues.

It seems as if they are just mocking themselves.
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Originally posted by Crazy Christianpedia Crazy Christianpedia wrote:

Since the media is biased I get all my news from Fox News, Rush Limbaugh and Jay Leno monologues.

The hell. THE HELL?
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