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    Posted: 08 May 2007 at 3:08pm
Having some major work done on the front of the house.  Had to get rid of a shrubbery* before the workers arrived with the bay window.  Got out the hedge trimmer and the pruners.  Man, that was some serious snipping.

Sorry, I saw all the sniper threads and just couldn't resist.  Anyway, this was a true story.


*Take away a shrubbery!  (In a Monty Python voice.)
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So there are snippers in paintball?
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I almost sniped a chicken, driving today.
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Snipping is fun. Especially when the srubs have no idea where you came from.
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Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

Snipping is fun. Especially when the srubs have no idea where you came from.


Very true.  I put on a ghillie and slipped in amongst them slowly so they would mistake me for a fellow shrub.
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Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

Snipping is fun. Especially when the srubs have no idea where you came from.


Very true.  I put on a ghillie and slipped in amongst them slowly so they would mistake me for a fellow shrub.

You forgot to say you took out the rest with your paint-knife.

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Originally posted by Nagash1959 Nagash1959 wrote:

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by sinisterNorth sinisterNorth wrote:

Snipping is fun. Especially when the srubs have no idea where you came from.


Very true.  I put on a ghillie and slipped in amongst them slowly so they would mistake me for a fellow shrub.

You forgot to say you took out the rest with your paint-knife.



They were shrubs, the close "kills" were done with a pruning knife.
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Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

They were shrubs, the close "kills" were done with a pruning knife.

I use a herring.


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i dont like snipping i preffer to aerial assault the shrubberies with European swallows dropping coconuts on them.
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Evilkat sez: Eyes duh Ub3r 1337 sniPPer!

Did you go with the 20'', 21'', or 23'' snipper blade?

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Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Evilkat sez: Eyes duh Ub3r 1337 sniPPer!

Did you go with the 20'', 21'', or 23'' snipper blade?



I like the long handled tree-pruners for extra range.  However, this is what I'd really like to use:

  • Long handle for range.
  • Small blade for accuracy
  • Pneumatic operation
    • Increases stealth
    • Maintains the harmony of my paintball soul
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I dont usually like the fully Automatic Approach but when you want to get your snipping done quickly the weed eater is a good solution

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Originally posted by PaintBallSnipr7 PaintBallSnipr7 wrote:

I dont usually like the fully Automatic Approach but when you want to get your snipping done quickly the weed eater is a good solution



Weedeaters are for sissies.

When I'm feeling really manly (like a master gardener ninja), I just crawl up and chew the stalks in two at ground level.


Edited by Mack - 20 May 2007 at 1:16am
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Originally posted by PaintBallSnipr7 PaintBallSnipr7 wrote:

I dont usually like the fully Automatic Approach but when you want to get your snipping done quickly the weed eater is a good solution

Would have been good except for your last thread.
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Only Bruce Cambell is allowed to snip with a chainsaw.

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Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by PaintBallSnipr7 PaintBallSnipr7 wrote:

I dont usually like the fully Automatic Approach but when you want to get your snipping done quickly the weed eater is a good solution



Weedeaters are for sissies.

When I'm feeling really manly (like a master gardener ninja), I just crawl up and chew the stalks in two at ground level.


Weed Eaters are for fools with to much money... They waste of their time trying to get ONE branch. The Snipps would work great, because... One Snipp makes all the diffrence.
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