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    Posted: 24 August 2007 at 12:40pm
Village under siege.

A Kenyan village is under nightly attack by monkeys that steal food, attack guard dogs, and sexually harass the women who do the farming.

The monkeys throw rocks to chase off the women so they can get to the food, they make nighttime raids, and they set up lookouts to warn the group raiding the food of impending attack by the villagers.

The villagers have set up a monkey squad to chase them off, as the monkeys seem to only fear the men of the village, and not even the women who wear men's clothing. The monkeys can tell...

The women also complain that the monkeys sexually harass them by grabbing their genitals and making explicit gestures.

I shouldn't laugh at their plight... yet I do.

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Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

Village under siege.

A Kenyan village is under nightly attack by monkeys that steal food, attack guard dogs, and sexually harass the women who do the farming.

The monkeys throw rocks to chase off the women so they can get to the food, they make nighttime raids, and they set up lookouts to warn the group raiding the food of impending attack by the villagers.

The villagers have set up a monkey squad to chase them off, as the monkeys seem to only fear the men of the village, and not even the women who wear men's clothing. The monkeys can tell...

The women also complain that the monkeys sexually harass them by grabbing their genitals and making explicit gestures.

I shouldn't laugh at their plight... yet I do.


thats what they get for not industrializing
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Evolution in progress?
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See if i did that i'd be thrown in jail. Its not fair.
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KENYANS






edit:Lol @ the sexual harassment


Edited by Nuclear - 24 August 2007 at 1:55pm
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Damn dirty apes
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That is awesome.



Those monkeys are out smarting, and destroying them.


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Eh... survival of the fittest.
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Originally posted by *Stealth* *Stealth* wrote:

That is awesome.



Those monkeys are out smarting, molesting, and destroying them.

Monkeys: 1
Kenyans: 0


Edited by Dye Playa - 24 August 2007 at 3:35pm
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Shoulda taken the free boat ride. Wouldn't have to worry about sex-crazed monkeys.









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Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

See if i did that i'd be thrown in jail. Its not fair.

LOL.
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Originally posted by reifidom reifidom wrote:

. . . The women also complain that the monkeys sexually harass them by grabbing their genitals and making explicit gestures. . . .

Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

See if i did that i'd be thrown in jail. Its not fair.

I don’t know why you would want to grab monkey genitals and make explicit gestures; but if you really feel the need, go ahead.
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Do they have CCW's in africa?

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Originally posted by SSOK SSOK wrote:

Do they have CCW's in africa?

I know its old as dirt, but leave me alone...



CCW's died a long time ago.
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