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    Posted: 18 December 2007 at 3:46pm
The last two times I have pooped it has been green. What is happening to my body?
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Have you eaten alot of something blue lately?

Blue dye turns crap green. I suffer from aqua-green poo for days after every NPPL event cause of those damned slushies.
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I once drank an extra large blue bubble-gum sno-cone (my favorite). I asked for extra syrup. I kid you not, I had vivid blue poo.

Twas weird...
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Happens when you eat a lot of grapes or grape flavored food.
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So I'm not dying then. The only thing I could think of that I've eaten is the Christmas cookie with green icing.
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Must have had tons of dye in your food then.
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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

Have you eaten alot of something blue lately?

Blue dye turns crap green. I suffer from aqua-green poo for days after every NPPL event cause of those damned slushies.


Dude, I went to a kid on my team's house on saturday.

He had like 55 Bawls left from brockton in July. They were all neatly stacked in his room. Kid must have filled bags with them.



NPPL and slushie made me think of that.
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start watching you are what you eat on bbc america. you'll always have perfect poop if you follow that regime.
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I Had a really long one once, I'm not sure, but it went the whole length of the bowl and curled... and it was Green!
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I saw one in a public toilet once.

It literally had at least a 3 inch diameter.

No, i am not exaggerating, I don't even know how that is possible. (goatse guy?)
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In MCT everyone had horrible poop. we had one kid who didn't poop for like 3 weeks, when he finally went it looked like a poop sunday. It wrapped all the way around the toilet like twice. Must have been 3 foot long...
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my cousin when she was five had green poop

then she sat down on some sand and got the poop all over the sand, needless to say we moved spots on the beach
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Beats bloody poop.

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I had red poop once.

It was the beets from the night before.

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I got the worst case of green diahrea from eating at the Huddle House once after a Big Game.  My friends love the story.
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