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Okay, So we've been having ding-dong ditchers at our house, eggs thrown etc etc.
Tonight, we had another incident with these delinquents. We chased them home [These kids were dumb enough to run directly home], and then called the police. The police showed up; and did nothing. We filed a police report, and the attacks have kept coming. Since these kids are younger than 18, I'd love to bust out my paintball gun, but I can't. I dont want to give paintball a bad name, nor smatter it with a bad image. Does anyone have an alternatives to unharmful / unlethal punishment, most likely a minimal lawn damage? I'd prefer it not to be a deadly incident, nor an issue that could result in a fatality, but more of a "hey back off you've messed with the wrong person" Any help would be greatly appreciated, and does anyone know how to stop these attacks from happening? |
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jmac3
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:03pm |
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Chase them down. Catch them. Scare the poop out of them.
Or do the same thing. You know where they live. Do it to their house. |
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Que pasa?
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Evil Elvis
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:05pm |
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bushwack them.
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:08pm |
Clarify please! |
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:11pm |
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Thumb tack on the buzzer, or attach a tazer to it somehow.
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carl_the_sniper
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:11pm |
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Burn their house down
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RoboCop
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:11pm |
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Call the city and complain. The police should be doing something about it. Vandalizing is illegal, therefore the kids should be fined and given community service and clean your house. |
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:12pm |
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Kill one of them and wear his skin as a hat.
Nobody messes with the guy with the skin hat. |
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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:15pm |
Done several times before; The Police have other things to do and it continues..  |
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:16pm |
Epic win. |
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:21pm |
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Talk to their parents, tell them that you will shoot them on site if you catch them messing with your house again.
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:21pm |
lulz. Can I rent a brihard for a day or two to complete a few things for me?  |
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:22pm |
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Put a couple of these in strategic places in your yard. Then set up a wildlife camera to catch them in the act if the little bastards evade the bear traps.
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:27pm |
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Waits for the Uzi pic...
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:28pm |
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Old but still ungodly amazing! |
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:31pm |
That plus toe poppers made with spent 12 gauge shells and .308 cartages and a nail |
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:53pm |
Problem Solved Edited by Bunkered - 12 January 2008 at 11:59pm |
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:54pm |
Borked link, Batman. try .jpg at the end. |
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"Abortion is not "choice" in America. It is forced and the democrats are behind it, with the goal of eugenics at its foundation."
-FreeEnterprise, 21 April 2011. Yup, he actually said that. |
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:57pm |
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Hey, I'm workin' on it... I can't figure out why it's not working. Then again, I'm really stoned right now.
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Posted: 12 January 2008 at 11:58pm |
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i would set up a camera to tape them and go show the parents. also press charges.
o yea....depending how your yard is set up and the routes they take put down boards with nails sticking out of them. thats what they tell battered women to do that are affrade of the person that beats them... |
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