So I just got peppered...

...With a shotty...

A minute or two ago, I hear a resounding "boom" echo in the distance. It's 9:00 p.m. here. A second or so later, I hear clinking against my tin roof. I thought, "Nah..." Sure enough, a 2nd boom, and a second later, more clinking on my tin roof. I wonder what was being shot at. Sounds like it was shot into the air, as there's no way the pellets would hit my house otherwise.

I swear, sometimes it's too easy to tell I'm Texan...

Do you live next to .357?

or the day you're out at your friend's house shooting his dads 454 casul raging bull and find big chunks of lead and copper 20 ft behind where you were shooting as you're walking back to the house.  

It's dark. 9:00 p.m. I doubt it was duck hunting. :)

It's okay though. It's just the neighbors wagging their Texas peen. It's okay, mines bigger. :D



Lever action Winchester 1901 10g. That's right, 10g. It will hold about 7 of these SOB's:




Edited by DeTrevni - 18 February 2008 at 10:21pm

It's the (deliberately) goofy look on my face. I'm 19. Plus, it doesn't matter. Texas.

And if the 7 rounds of 10g justice don't work, I've got this:




Edited by DeTrevni - 18 February 2008 at 10:23pm

how is that shotgun CCW?  if i put it down my pants people wouldnt think anything of it, because my peen is just so huge theyd be used to sort of thing.  but other than that, i dont think it would count as a ccw.


Edited by evillepaintball - 18 February 2008 at 10:30pm

evillepaintball wrote: how is that shotgun CCW?  if i put it down my pants people wouldnt think anything of it, because my peen is just so huge theyd be used to sort of thing.  but other than that, i dont think it would count as a ccw.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IskfFKiuh3Y

in before Dick Cheny jokes.

DeTrevni wrote: It's dark. 9:00 p.m. I doubt it was duck hunting. :) It's okay though. It's just the neighbors wagging their Texas peen. It's okay, mines bigger. :D Lever action Winchester 1901 10g. That's right, 10g. It will hold about 7 of these SOB's:

Tell us how your shoulder is after 7 rounds of 10 gauge

I gotta say, the pic of me holding the stiletto makes me look dead sexy. 

But, of course, should the stiletto fail, I've got some good Rusky 7.62 plinkage (Moissan-Nagant).



Or some black powder goodness, alongside a .32 pocket-protector (not actually mine, due to age restrictions).



And of course, a very old .22 LR, "The Varminter."



And those are just the ones in my little garage convert! A few steps away, I've got access to: 3 more .22's (one semi, one lever, and one that resembles an AK-47), a .410 shotty and a .22 Magnum derringer.

We got's a lot o' dem dern coyotes out har.