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    Posted: 24 April 2008 at 11:29pm
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Seems the Border Patrol needs some instruction and I think DeTrevni and Gatyr should jaunt on down to teach them how to use their brand new shiny Model-98s
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An M-16 would be sufficient.
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We need to just dig a damn moat and fill it with Gators. 
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If i was part of border patrol, I would invest in a high-end marker to teach them who they are messing with. It would be good target practice for tourney play.
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I hope that they know that Pepper Spray is ineffective to people who are used to eating really hot spicy food. We had this kid at work that eats jalapeņos for snacks and has never been taken down with pepper spray even has taken a few blast of OC Pepper Spray.
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Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

I hope that they know that Pepper Spray is ineffective to people who are used to eating really hot spicy food. We had this kid at work that eats jalapeņos for snacks and has never been taken down with pepper spray even has taken a few blast of OC Pepper Spray.
Do you have any video of this? My roommate has been hired as a police officer and I would love to show him this video before he gets a dose.

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LOL.

Makes me want to work for the boarder patrol. Not for the sake of shooting illegals, just for the hell of it.
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Originally posted by Evil Elvis Evil Elvis wrote:

I hope that they know that Pepper Spray is ineffective to people who are used to eating really hot spicy food. We had this kid at work that eats jalapeņos for snacks and has never been taken down with pepper spray even has taken a few blast of OC Pepper Spray.

I can vouch for that being true.

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i'm not going to start an immigration debate, but i think the paintball markers are a better choice than using live ammunition.  I think they should use reballs to reduce the risk of the shell coming in contact with the eye and doing damage. 

This is the first time i've ever seen the news do a story about something paintball related and admit it's non-lethal, safe, and harmless. 
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Needs a 21" barrel.
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Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

We need to just dig a damn moat and fill it with Gatyrs. 


Fixed.


Edited by Mack - 25 April 2008 at 11:30am
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I lol'd at misspelling of "Gatyr."
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Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

i'm not going to start an immigration debate, but i think the paintball markers are a better choice than using live ammunition.  I think they should use reballs to reduce the risk of the shell coming in contact with the eye and doing damage. 

This is the first time i've ever seen the news do a story about something paintball related and admit it's non-lethal, safe, and harmless. 

Ya the only thing i was thinking about is that how much your told you need a mask on a field, but they are gonna shoot at people without masks.It says in the manual not to use without proper eye protection so how can they use them on people without getting into some sort of trouble? Also ya this is the only news story I'v seen where paintball wasn't negative.



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Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

We need to just dig a damn moat and fill it with Gaytrs. 


Fixed.

I second the motion for an AIDS moat.
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Originally posted by jordanpischke jordanpischke wrote:

Originally posted by Styro Folme Styro Folme wrote:

i'm not going to start an immigration debate, but i think the paintball markers are a better choice than using live ammunition.  I think they should use reballs to reduce the risk of the shell coming in contact with the eye and doing damage. 

This is the first time i've ever seen the news do a story about something paintball related and admit it's non-lethal, safe, and harmless. 

Ya the only thing i was thinking about is that how much your told you need a mask on a field, but they are gonna shoot at people without masks.It says in the manual not to use without proper eye protection so how can they use them on people without getting into some sort of trouble? Also ya this is the only news story I'v seen where paintball wasn't negative.

Well rocks are more lethal than paintballs, so I think sacraficing mask wear is fair enough.
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This is definatly not good for the game.

"paintball? whats that"

"its the thing that the border patrols use to shoot the mexicans with"

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Originally posted by High Voltage High Voltage wrote:

Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by Da Hui Da Hui wrote:

We need to just dig a damn moat and fill it with Gaytrs. 


Fixed.

I second the motion for an AIDS moat.


I lol'd.
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