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DeTrevni
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Topic: Skydiving Without a ParachutePosted: 16 May 2008 at 7:49am |
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So, in reading Ozwarg's future fail of a thread, I was inspired to ponder a comment he made. Something along the lines of if he had some incurable cancer and had like 5 days to live, he would want to jump out of a plane with no parachute.
So I was thinking, what would be your thought process as you were free-falling? Say the same scenario applies. You're going to die in like 5 days, so you jump out of the plane. Why this particular brand of death? Well, you have time to think and reflect on your decision, but it's irreversible. So what do you imagine you'd think about as you fell to your demise? |
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 7:53am |
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i would think that it was well worht jumping out because why live your last 5 days in hell thinking aobut dieing
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:15am |
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Skydiving, in the first place, is a very different experience from what I'd thought it would be. It doesn't feel like you're falling. Then, normally, the chute opens and it is very quiet. If you're tandem you can speak at a normal level and hear each other. Wind, lots of wind, but otherwise you're just hanging there with a great view.
So the sensation I think would be pretty calming. Once you had decided to die, and it was inevitable, I'd think it would be pretty serene. Edited by reifidom - 16 May 2008 at 8:23am |
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Reb Cpl
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:20am |
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I think it would be my choice because:
A: I always wanted to sky dive. B: Since I'm going to die anyway, might as well make someone else clean up the mess. |
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:23am |
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:29am |
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Speaking of skydiving without a parachute...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDBrdl2sZWs |
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Reb Cpl
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:33am |
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 8:50am |
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I'd probably say, "Man, why did I do this anyway? I really should've gotten some bootie instead, DOH!"
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 9:25am |
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If I could do it with Patrick Swayze, I would. Also Patrick Swayze would not be wearing a parachute either. That way, I die with purpose.
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Mack
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 9:28am |
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My probable thinking from 0.000000001 seconds after I left the plane onwards:
"Bad idea, what the hell was I thinking?" "I should have at least waited until the 5th day." "I should aim for a river or lake.*" "Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap . . . this sucks." *Not because I think it would lessen the impact sufficiently to ensure survival but because it might prevent the first responders from realizing I wet myself on the way down." |
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 9:29am |
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I'm sure a lot of regrets would begin to flood my mind, making it a somewhat miserable death despite the serenity as reif mentioned.
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 10:36am |
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dumbest idea ever" mid-air I could still back out. It would be a good way of testing whether or not I was really ready to die. |
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 10:39am |
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^genius
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 10:59am |
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I don't think I like this idea, because your 'oh crap' mode would kick in, and you'd end up pulling the cord regardless of if you really wanted to bite it or not.
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 11:02am |
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scenario (five days to live) you'd be pretty in-tune with your 'oh crap' mode. |
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 12:05pm |
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Id probably point myself downwards, and do what I could to maximize speed. Then Id aim for a crowded street.
Can you imagine walking down the road, and all of a sudden a body slams into the ground 5 feet infront of you at top speed? What a mess. |
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 12:20pm |
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 12:31pm |
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You know, the last thing that would go through my mind would probably be the ground.
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 12:38pm |
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Fugu. That is how I am going out.
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Posted: 16 May 2008 at 3:34pm |
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Aim for a nice car, or a sunroof into someones dining room.
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