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DeTrevni 
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 Topic: Torque (That Biker Movie)Posted: 24 May 2008 at 3:21am |
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My review. I found it to be a very enjoyable movie! The story line was very developed, and it drew you in as there was always an unexpected twist. You could tell the producers spent a lot of time researching the motorcycle culture, and it reflected in the movie! The actors were top-notch, and played their roles perfectly. The... dialogue *snicker*... BWAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't even finish that! Is terrible movie! Probably worst! But seriously, if you catch it on TV, or if a friend has this old turd, and you haven't seen it, I strongly suggest watching it! It's so crappy, I was almost captivated by it! I was entertained by its pathetic attempt to be a serious action flick! I love these kinds of movies. Edited by DeTrevni - 24 May 2008 at 3:23am |
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 3:27am |
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It's sooo bad. |
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 12:14pm |
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I saw it.
There is only one movie that I have ever seen that sucked worse than that, and that would be Dark Water. Dark Water sucked such a massive amount of ass, it made Torque look like the Godfather. |
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 12:45pm |
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Never seen it... Is it a Fast and the furious with bikes ?
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 12:54pm |
Nope, much much worse. I saw it right after it came out on dvd, I remember almost paying to go see it when it was in theaters. Long story short, I am very very very glad that I did not drop good money on that movie. |
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 1:02pm |
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It is like three years old. Who cares?
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 1:11pm |
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 1:53pm |
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I was contemplating watching it last night when it was on, but I watched "The Last Samurai" instead.
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 2:02pm |
All godfather movies after the first were terrible. |
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 6:06pm |
the last samurai is a good movie. my uncle has one of the cannons from that movie |
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 6:07pm |
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It has been on cable quite a bit lately. Very corny and just bad is right. Although, as a rider, sportbike rider nonetheless, there are times where I shudder at the stupidity and there are other times where I also am mildly entertained.
They do make fun of 'The Fast and the Furious' when the phrase, "I live my life a quarter-mile at a time..." at which point his woman says, "That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard!" - That was cute. Oh and any excuse to see Jaime Pressly in such a dirty, slutty character makes it semi-worthwhile. |
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:48pm |
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Its an okay movie if you dont take it seriously.
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Posted: 24 May 2008 at 9:57pm |
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Nice review, DeTrev - almost had me buying it. It truly is an awful movie. And not awful in a funny way, either. |
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Posted: 25 May 2008 at 3:12pm |
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go watch Shoot 'em Up. Do it now.
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