The Tippmann Bar

I have thought of a new discussion/game. This is how it goes. Assuming everyone was of legal age to drink. Describe the forumers in a bar setting. Such as type of drink,location of bar, dress, activites etc. I will start.

Rambino: In his business attire, seeing he just got off work late. Drinking scotch or an American micro brew.

Jmac: Pregamed 2 hours before. So he is not yet drunk but well past buzzed. He is drinking jager or jameson. While drinking a dark lager or pale ale.

AceOfSpades: He is all over anyting that has a vagina. He would be drinking keystone light if they served it at the tippmann bar. But has settled for bud light. Or he doesn't drink, is the DD, and drifts his drunk friends home.

Have fun with it.

lol drift home

RoboCop wrote: lol at drifting home

Without getting specific on names, I can describe the general atmosphere.

The old hands, (and the REALLY old hands) would be in a quiet corner of the bar surrounded by empty sam adams, budweiser and guiness bottles, with a glass of wine here and there.

They'd be telling stories and reminiscing, as old hands do when they're in a group.

The guys that have spent some time around here would be hovering between trying to impress the new guys with their own stories and hedging as close to the old hands as they can, hoping for the chance to say something relevant to their conversation. They'd be drinking jack and cokes, budweisers, and other assortments of mixed drinks.

The new guys, would be doing shots of anything they could get their hands on and would be swapping lies as close to the bar as possible, and as loudly as they could. They wouldn't be paying any attention to the old guys in their corner, nor would they have any interest in the budding wisdom of the slightly older players/members.

There'd be a few guys, who might have a beer or a glass in their hands who are more interested in watching the antics of the other patrons of the bar rather than drinking or telling stories.

Destruction wrote: pb125 would remain unaffected by whatever he was drinking because of the presence of a more powerful substance.

Haha, I lol'd.

impulse! wrote: Jmac: Pregamed 2 hours before. So he is not yet drunk but well past buzzed. He is drinking jager or jameson. While drinking a dark lager or pale ale.

Octoberfest, yo.

Benji would have his guitar playing some obscure folk  indie rock drinking a small micro brew


Edited by bravecoward - 13 October 2008 at 10:06pm

I'd be the guy trying to get drunks and drug addicts to vote for me in a useless election :D

Detrevni would be drinking milk in a Hawaiian shirt and smoking a pipe of tobacco.

Whale and Jmac would be drinking Guinness and talking about music.  Later that night, they will lead a sing-a-long consisting of "Shipping Up to Boston" for 3 straight hours.  I will be playing piano.

We'd discover that Ruska and Choop have strikingly similar facial features, and the only way to distinguish them apart would be Ruska's fuller beard. 

Evil Elvis will be kicked out for starting fights.  Shoulda left the lucha mask at home.

Mack will be spewing drunken puns all night.  Everyone will find these puns hilarious...  for the first couple hours.

God is the bouncer, and he kicks anyone out that says "Crap" more than three times in an hour.  People will then procede to put on fake mustaches and come back into the bar.

Bland is the ghost that haunts the bar after hours.  If you listen closely, you will hear "Post your picture with girls....  drama freeeeee"

jmac3 wrote: impulse! wrote: Jmac: Pregamed 2 hours before. So he is not yet drunk but well past buzzed. He is drinking jager or jameson. While drinking a dark lager or pale ale. Octoberfest, yo.

I forgot to add this on yours.

Jmac would also be begging for money to put into the jukebox.