Swat Team At School Today.

Well, some may have heard me speak of my dumbass metals teacher. Yea, the one where we did the stuff in his driveway.

Well, he's telling us about some lathe stuff today when the robotics teacher comes in and says, you know theres a lock down right now right ? Mean while we're all on the machines still. So he starts yelling and we get everything shut down.

Everyone was being noisy ect.


It started to be a while. Like a long while. And the teacher starts to worry and is like I think somethings wrong. Two kids were in the tool room and he tells them to hand screwdrivers out to the kids.... So like half the class has screwdrivers and our teacher is carrying a shovel... It was ridiculous.

Then he says to me, did you just hear that ? Hear what ? The jet fly over the school. I'm like... it's a plane. No no I think they scrambled a jet. I'm like yes, they scrambled a jet so they can what ? Blow the school up and killing everyone inside ? But hey, that would include the bad guy right ?!?!

Half way through the back door opens and the teacher is like what god damned idiot opened the door ? Turn out a kid walked out the back door, around the school and into the robotics door lol.

So I get bored. Hop into the TIG welding boot and sit up on the welding table a my friend sat on the stool in the booth, we spent a good while talking about guns ect in there and making fun or the retarded teacher. Then they came over the PA and were like ok thanks for doing good in the drill blah blah and we saw the SWAT leaving.

I can't beleive idiot thought it was real, and that a class of kids with screw drivers and a shovel were going to stop a bad guy with a gun... Yea, hit him with the shovel, watch him get pissed and procede to shoot us all in anger.

I saw take a stick welder, clamp the lead and torch together, and get the guy to walk by, toss it at him and turn the power on, watch the person fry. Or wheel the tig out and blind them with the flash long enough for someone to tackle them. I really don't see a bunch of people standing around with screw drivers and shovel doing much... But I enjoyed watching him freak out.

Swat was doing drill at school, stupid teacher thought it was real and was walking around with a shovel.

Did it get cut up and bleed all over?

In sophomore year in high school someone put a home made bomb in a dufflebag full of napalm. The SWAT team came with bomb people and everything. Pretty fun to watch.

Ford wrote: Did it get cut up and bleed all over?

yes.

I find it odd they didn't say something over the PA before hand.

No, dumbass likes to cover the PA speakers with pieces of foam so you can't hear them.... He's an idiot.

Tical3.0 wrote: That was a lame story.

Ford wrote: Zata wrote: lol Yea, it's lol until something really happens. Was hilarious though. Him standing there with his shovel like he could do something with it.

Clearly curling up in the corner and waiting to take the ever-ready bullet to the head was a better choice.

I'm not saying he's not an idiot, but seriously.  The real world is about doing the best you can in any given situation, because you don't always have the right tools for the job.

A shovel is a pretty handy weapon when you get down to it.

Tolgak wrote: ParielIsBack wrote: A shovel is a pretty handy weapon when you get down to it. My great grandfather, in his mid 30s, decapitated an armed soldier with a shovel in front of other armed soldiers. He got bayoneted to hell (and survived), but it was long after he'd done the deed. This was a guy sentenced to death, being subjected to hard labour (during which were regular beatings) and torture over a period of months.Considering the previous case, I'm sure a healthy teacher and a class full of kids with screw drivers is completely capable of stopping a teenager who barely knows a slide from a trigger.

Was it quick and clean or long and obscene?