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    Posted: 16 November 2008 at 4:43pm

I thought this was hilarious-

http://www.paintballhazards.com/

Yes, it is paintball related, but I thought people here would find it amusing.

Quote QUESTION ....What does  premeditated CHILD ENDANGERMENT and PHYSICAL ABUSE have in connection with big international manufacturing corporations, distributors and publishing companies like;  Tippman, JT USA, Kingman, PMI, Brass Eagle, WGP,  View Loader, DYE,  Bob Long, Smart Parts, REDZ, Freak, Halo, Shock Tech, Extreme Rage, Evil, Diablo,  Action Pursuit Games, Paintball 2-Xtremes, (Just to name a few) together with thousands of locally owned and operated play fields, gun stores and businesses all over the United States and Canada and even in the neighborhood where your kids play.
ANSWER ….CONSPIRACY!!!...to LIE, DECEIVE and purposely WITHOLD INFORMATION from PARENTS in predetermined agreement on how to financially profit by knowingly and deliberately placing our children in harm’s way!!

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Originally posted by MeanMan MeanMan wrote:

I thought this was hilarious-


http://www.paintballhazards.com/


Yes, it is paintball related, but I thought people here would find it amusing.


Quote <SPAN =style5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">QUESTION</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 115%"> </SPAN></SPAN>....What does<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>premeditated <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">CHILD ENDANGERMENT and <B style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal">PHYSICAL ABUSE have in connection with big international manufacturing corporations, distributors and publishing companies like;<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Tippman, JT USA, Kingman, PMI, Brass Eagle, WGP,<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>View Loader, DYE,<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Bob Long, Smart Parts, REDZ, Freak, Halo, Shock Tech, Extreme Rage, Evil, Diablo,<SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes">  </SPAN>Action Pursuit Games, Paintball 2-Xtremes, (<I style="mso-bidi-font-style: normal">Just to name a few) together with thousands of locally owned and operated play fields, gun stores and businesses all over the United States and Canada and even in the neighborhood where your kids play.</SPAN><SPAN =style5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 13pt; COLOR: red; LINE-HEIGHT: 115%">ANSWER </SPAN></SPAN>….<SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Calibri">CONSPIRACY!!!</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">...to </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Calibri">LIE, DECEIVE</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> and purposely </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Calibri">WITHOLD INFORMATION</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold"> from </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Calibri">PARENTS </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal; FONT-FAMILY: Calibri; mso-bidi-font-weight: bold">in predetermined agreement on how to financially profit by knowingly and deliberately placing our children in harm’s way</SPAN>!!



I wish my Folks would had read that....
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lmao. The dude can't even spell Tippmann right..
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Quote ’m not anti-paintball in trying to ban or outlaw
the game, instead I’m pro-children and I want to see
them safe in playing. There is a safe and correct way
to play but it’s nowhere to be found, you show me where
it’s safe for kids to play and I’ll show you were you’re
WRONG!, there is no such place today. Please read and
share this REPORT with every Parent and friend as
quickly as you possibly can and may God bless America
and keep all her Sons and Daughters safe from this very
undeserving harm.


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man that is hilarious
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He's been around since 2005, and largely ignored. I don't see this getting really far. 
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I call troll.
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Thats the most retarded thing I have ever read in my life.
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I wish a big company would sue him.

C'mon SP, youre willing to do it within the industry, squish this guy, it's been years now.
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He's going to win this just like he won his class action suit against the inventers of "punch buggy".
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what is going on here
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Is that guy serious?
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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

He's going to win this just like he won his class action suit against the inventers of "punch buggy".

Huh?
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punch buggy no punch backs?
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Sounds to me like he went to play at a field, and got owned by some guy with a tourney marker.

Originally posted by moron moron wrote:

...If you think that the APL (American Paintball League), the ASTM (American Society for Testing and Materials) or any other “league” or “Society” is there for your child’s safety and protection, or if you have been led to believe that paintball FIREARMS are actually toy-like “Markers” that are safer than bowling balls to operate and “Statistics” even prove it,



Also, how do you "Operate" a bowling ball?

I also like that he put "statistics" in quotes, to show how loosely he's using the term.  As in, 95% of statistics are made up on the spot.
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i want to see this guy in person,

and then follow him around with a baffled look on my face all day....
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