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    Posted: 21 December 2008 at 2:51am
So someone decided to park in front of my driveway all day.  not like, oh someone's rear end is overlapping... this jackhole followed everyone else's lead in angle parking on the street, except right in front of my driveway all day.

So I got to talk to a really cute asian parking lady and a tow truck in en route.

Now this person will have a $30 parking ticket and a $90 tow fee.


gosh i just wish i could see his/her face when they realize their car is gone.
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You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.
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i live down the street from a high school  and soccer moms love to park in front of my drive way(my house is behind all the other houses) waiting to pick up their kids

(edited so creeps dont find my address)


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Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.


i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.
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Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.


i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.

The ones with the little footsies
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Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.


i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.

The ones with the little footsies


and a butt flap?
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i wish.  
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Onsie FTW.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Destruction Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 December 2008 at 4:41am
I want to hear more about the really cute asian parking lady.
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We had to get people towed at my last apartment before.  Satifying.
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Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.


i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.


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Originally posted by Destruction Destruction wrote:

I want to hear more about the really cute asian parking lady.


she was good looking, called a dozen of her hot friends, and we had a hot tub party on the beach.
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when i lived on base there were pepole who parked in front of our driveway. we talked the snow plow driver into plowing em in.
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Nice, onesie, dick.

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edit- So they completely blocked your driveway? Who does that?


Edited by Benjichang - 21 December 2008 at 1:48pm

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The building I live in forms an "L" with another building owned by the same landlord. In the crux of the "L" is a nice little parking area where my wife and I, along with one other tenant park. There's plenty of room....but every now and again, we get some moron park there so he can go to the bar across the street.

It peeves me to no end when I come home from somewhere and see a barfly parked in my spot because he didn't feel like parking on the street and walking a hundred feet.

I simply block them in and force them to come and ask me to move my car so they can get out. I muster up a puzzled look and ask them what the hell prompted them to park on private property in the first place.
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My room mates and I cheer on the tow truck guy from our balacony as he tows people.  One time he waved to us, it made my day.
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Originally posted by Snipa69 Snipa69 wrote:

Pics or shens as they get towed away.
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well considering the tow truck came at 3am last night as i was laying in bed, no pics.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote mbro Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 December 2008 at 3:17pm
Originally posted by The Guy The Guy wrote:


Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

Originally posted by procarbinefreak procarbinefreak wrote:

Originally posted by Tical3.0 Tical3.0 wrote:

You shoulda kicked a nice dent in the car first.
i was tempted to take one of their rear view mirrors as a trophy... but there were people outside.  i could do it now, but i'm lazy and in my warm dry PJs.
The ones with the little footsies
and a butt flap?
I have a pair like that. Always hilarious.

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