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    Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:03pm
So, about 6 months ago, a good friend of mine whos an active duty veteran currently with the national guard came over. Since hes the only member of the local guard whos actually been to iraq, they had him working on training things. He tells me his commanding officer told him to whip up a couple fake IEDs to be used in training excercises, showing the new guys what to keep an eye out for.

So since Im a total junk packrat, I offered him to take whatever he needed that I had laying around the garage. He rigs up an empty small helium tank with an old dead cell phone, and a pop can filled with dirt and an antenna sticking out of it. He tosses them in his car and leaves, and I never thought anything of it again.

Until this happened: http://www.wane.com/dpp/news/Police_destroy_suspicious_devices

Yes, that is my friends old apartment. Turns out the idiot never took the fake IEDs to the guard armory, he just left them laying around his apartment. And then when he moved out, he forgot about them and left them behind...

Last I saw him was a week or so ago, when he got email telling him he was being deployed again and to start with the whole pre-deployment process. I have no idea when he was scheduled to leave, or if he is over there already, because his cell phone is disconnected, and none of our mutual friends have seen him.

Now Im a bit paranoid because I provided the random junk and crap that he used to make these things. So I wonder, would the cops be able to trace where the parts came from, or would they even care? If they did, would I be in any sort of trouble for this? As far as I knew, I was just helping a friend with an assignment from his commanding officer, but who the hell knows nowdays...
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I don't see how you could get in trouble if you explained everything. Also, I don't see them tracing it back to you. That would be expensive. Pretty funny though.

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you made the news! indirectly...
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You have been reported to the authorities.

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ammolord Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:14pm
lol, thats why i dont do stuff for people.

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Originally posted by ammolord ammolord wrote:

lol, thats why i dont do stuff for people.


not for free anyway.....
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That.  Is.  AWESOME!
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote choopie911 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:38pm
You have a good alibi, and proof of other things you've worked on that aren't (completely) terrorist related. I think you'd be ok if they found you, as long as your police are somewhat competent and trustworthy
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Bruce Banner Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 January 2009 at 7:39pm
Besides, they are closing Gitmo, so the worst that could happen is a cell-mate named Bubba who thinks you have a purdy mouth.
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That's amazing.
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I don't think you should be worried.  You should probably go to the police with your story.
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Originally posted by ctchofday ctchofday wrote:

Originally posted by ammolord ammolord wrote:

lol, thats why i dont do stuff for people.


not for free anyway.....
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Haha, thats great.
 
I dont think anything will happen unless someone is trying to make themselves look good. Most thatll happen would probably be a call asking about the cell phone.
 
I would laugh, someone comes to your house and asks why your fingerprints are all over the stuff its made of.

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lol, dont ask if they found the rest of em.
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Bravo.
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh dammit, that's friggin' awesome. Too bad the bomb squad didn't blow them in place.

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Lmao. 

I love how they have to instill fear into the people, anyway.

"Police believe that had the first device been real and detonated, it would have blown out the windows and doors of that particular apartment."  OMG!
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Yeah, I'd go to the authorities if I were you on this one. They probably can't trace anything back to you, but at the very least, get the word out that these things weren't done up by someone looking to cause any trouble.


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Wonder who the missed call was.
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if they found your prints and they have your prints on file they could find it or track the cell to the last known user. also im sure higher powers are going to be looking into this(ATF or FBI).

i would contact the friend and get him to contact his CO and get something in writing about how he was asked to do this. once he has that in hand i would talk to a lawyer.
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