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    Posted: 29 September 2009 at 3:44pm
This suicide bomber shoved a bomb up his rectum and detonated it with his cellular phone and tried to kill a Saudi prince.

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Talk about an AS-plosion

This guy had some serious C-4 in the "back-door."



Blah. My sad attempt of some bad puns.

EDIT: Also it gives a whole new meaning to the term ASSassination.


Edited by Rofl_Mao - 29 September 2009 at 7:18pm
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That's terrifying.
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*shudders at the thought of what type of training butt-bombers will have to undergo*

I'd say this is quite the security threat. Time for x-rays for people at the airport. On the up-side, someone who appears to by trying to light a fart on an airplane is bound to raise even more suspicion now.
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Originally posted by Rofl_Mao Rofl_Mao wrote:

Blah. My sad attempt of some bad puns.


Paging Dr. Mack, stat!
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This clears the way for TSA cavity searches.
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I wonder if the s..t hit the fan?
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Gives new meaning to Explosive Diarrhea. 

What a crappy way to go.  
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Man, what a pain in the butt...
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Originally posted by Eville Eville wrote:

This clears the way for TSA cavity searches.
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Terrorists have been trying to give it to us in the butt for a while now, but this is getting ridiculous.
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No Mr. Air Marshall, I asked the stewardess for a "Bud Light!"



Edit:  On a more serious note, I already have an interesting time with airport security because of the pins in my back . . . I don't think I am ever going to fly again.

If I can't drive there . . . then I don't need to be there.


Edited by Mack - 29 September 2009 at 6:58pm
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o.O this has apparently become the official pun thread.
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Originally posted by oldpbnoob oldpbnoob wrote:

I wonder if the s..t hit the fan?


I think it hit everything.
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Dirty bombs? Now that's just low
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THERE WAS A BOMB IN HIS RECTUM.
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Thank you forum, for this thread.

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Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

THERE WAS A BOMB IN HIS RECTUM.


^^Giving credit where due.


Conversation on this topic between the butt-bombers friends.

Friend 1:  "Did you hear Abdul tried to blow up the prince with a butt-bomb?"

Friend 2:  "Did he get the prince?"

Friend 1:  (Sigh) "Unfortunately no."

Friend 2:  "Did the explosion mess Abdul up?"

Friend 1:  "Rectum."


Edited by Mack - 30 September 2009 at 6:58pm
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I said what what
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"Excuse me? You want to stick what up my ........?"
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Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

Originally posted by DeTrevni DeTrevni wrote:

THERE WAS A BOMB IN HIS RECTUM.


^^Giving credit where due.


Conversation on this topic between the the butt-bombers friends.

Friend 1:  "Did you hear Abdul tried to blow up the prince with a butt-bomb?"

Friend 2:  "Did he get the prince?"

Friend 1:  (Sigh) "Unfortunately no."

Friend 2:  "Did the explosion mess Abdul up?"

Friend 1:  "Rectum."


Retcum?!? It friggin killed em!
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