This week's BOTW

Goes to India for enlisting bears as infantry.

Edited by Eville - 04 November 2009 at 10:14pm

There was trouble bruin from the moment the militants entered the cave.  Smarter men would have pawsed to think about what they were doing.

Edited by Mack - 04 November 2009 at 9:57am

^^^Win

Eville wrote: India's constitution clearly has a right to bear arms clause.

The meaning has been lost in translation. The true clause regards the "right to arm bears."

^^^Stealth, with true class, rose to the occasion with that correction.

Edited Addition:*

I note however that Linus has so far been too weak to contribute to this thread.

Now all we need is for WGP to fly in here and help out.

*Because HV prefers this type of humor.


Edited by Mack - 04 November 2009 at 1:13pm

^^^Yeah, even the militants that got away picked up some boo-boos.

Edited for phrasing/word choice.


Edited by Mack - 04 November 2009 at 1:14pm

How many puns can Mack make in one thread....let me count them. 

This thread kinda made me smile.  Just bearly. 

No surprise the militants caved; things were looking black for them. They have no teeth left after last year's fighting, and consequently keep finding themselves in hairy situations. The insurgency in Kashmir has essentially been in hibernation for months now. It's getting increasingly difficult to bear the continued costs of fighting. They've been pelted with missiles and direct attacks for most of a year;iIt would be ursinine to keep fighting when the Inidian forces are punishing them so regularly.

Edited by brihard - 04 November 2009 at 5:40pm

^^^Most impressive.

Edit:  (The puns, not the double-post.)


Edited by Mack - 04 November 2009 at 5:41pm