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    Posted: 17 March 2010 at 8:13pm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/north_east/8570398.stm

Nothing I could say could make this funnier.
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You know what would make this funnier?  If it were you.
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^^^ Except he'd probably have to have been a lot closer to the officer to have been in range.
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Hm... that would have been jail time and a lifetime on the sex offender registry here in the states.

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You know this guy Scotchy? Friend of yours?
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I kind of have a problem with the police showing up merely because his girlfriend was annoyed about him being drunk in his own home.

From the article:
"Police were called to his home by his girlfriend, who had complained about him being drunk last November. "
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If the police are called, they pretty much need to respond. You assume you're being called for a reason, and make further decisions as the situation becomes more defined.
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Disturbing the peace is a crime... and the police tend to have an obligation to go to all legit calls for assistance.



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Nowhere in the article did it mention disturbing the peace before he tried to winky-whack* the cop.  While I know the police have to respond, it sounds to me like a witchy controlling girlfriend who was just annoyed kicked off the entire situation.**

Instead of giving up drinking, he should have got a new girlfriend.

*Otherwise known as pickle-pummeling and sausage-slapping.
**Based on experiences with an ex-wife who thought the chain of command and local police existed solely for the purpose of allowing her to screw with me*** when she didn't get her way.  (Both before and after the divorce)
***Fortunately for me, she wasn't smart enough to support/avoid getting tripped up in her own lies so I managed to avoid apprehension/military repercussions.  (Not for her lack of trying though.)


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Wait? One cant pull out their pickle in their own home?
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No, apparently not.


. . . and, by the way, this thread dill-livers. 
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Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

No, apparently not.


. . . and, by the way, this thread dill-livers. 


Keep it Kosher....
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" tried to strike the officer on the head"

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I wonder what the officer did to get a rise out of him.


Edited by usafpilot07 - 18 March 2010 at 5:22pm
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The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.


Best line of the article as I've never heard the bolded words mentioned regarding a rogue weiner.
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I love how it says "Man used penis to ass..." on my FF tab.

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what everyone seems to be missing is how was he attempting to strike her in the head?? is he a giant or was she a midget cop??
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Originally posted by usafpilot07 usafpilot07 wrote:

" tried to strike the officer on the head"

Stern Smile

I wonder what the officer did to get a rise out of him.



Originally posted by nickman98 nickman98 wrote:

what everyone seems to be missing is how was he attempting to strike her in the head?? is he a giant or was she a midget cop??
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interesting article. made me chuckle.
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