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    Posted: 30 March 2010 at 6:58pm
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2010/03/26/cooking-some-bacon-the-machine-gun-method/

This person wins at life, by default.
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Originally posted by MohammedAllah MohammedAllah wrote:

Please not kill my people with piece of dead pig tied round gun thanks. We happy free people, no need for bacon gun.



Edited by jmac3 - 30 March 2010 at 7:04pm
Que pasa?


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The days of the C-rat can on the manifold cooking, or the exploding early MRE's on manifolds making a bean and weinie stench for a few days as you drive along, still hungry, are fond memories. Soldiers are known to improvise, so no surprise.

The MG-3 the son of the MG-42, which in WW2 as a comman cooker for the Wehrmacht. Several books written by Soldats of the Wehrmacht in Russia stated how they boiled water with 300rds fired through a MG-42. Spare barrels were fired and then used to heat the troops sleeping in foxholes. In Alaska the M-60 spare barrel after firing 100-200 blanks was a good sleeping bag heater, kept the feet toasty.
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I knew OS would have an interesting story.
 
An ex girlfriends dad was a jailguard and one point in his life, and told me prisoners would sometimes cook grilled cheese on the oldschool heaters.
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That's a mans man.
WHO says eating pork is safe, but Mexicans have even cut back on their beloved greasy pork tacos. - MSNBC on the Swine Flu
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Machine-gun-cooked bacon....

I'm not sure you can get much manlier than that.


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How about C-4 pinched and rolled into a marble sized ball and used to heat ration cans. Could heat my 'Ham and Mutha's' (Ham and Limas) and heat my water for coffee. Just don't stomp on it to put it out.

We used to break apart a claymore before we crossed the wire for the C-4, could heat the squads rations for a week in the bush.
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How big a gun would you need to cook the whole pig?
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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

How big a gun would you need to cook the whole pig?

40mm Bofar AA cannon.
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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

How big a gun would you need to cook the whole pig?
40mm Bofar AA cannon.



Hand me the Pam. Should I put the pig on mouth first?
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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:


Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

How big a gun would you need to cook the whole pig?
40mm Bofar AA cannon.



Hand me the Pam. Should I put the pig on mouth first?

Good question...twin guns=2 pigs!
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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:


Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

How big a gun would you need to cook the whole pig?
40mm Bofar AA cannon.



Hand me the Pam. Should I put the pig on mouth first?


Thats a good question, which of the holes is bigger?  I guess we could find that out by the farmer who is smiling more.
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Pure genius. 
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