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    Posted: 14 April 2010 at 9:26pm
Can stand on the floor with my knees locked and bend over and place my palms on the floor.

I am aware that this act is not quite as hot when performed by a man.

Feel free to visualize.
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Honestly. Eww.
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I am mostly curious about what motivated you to acquire this superpower.
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I can lick my elbow. I win.
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Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I can lick my elbow. I win.
 
Made me try.
 
 
I failed.
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Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I can lick my elbow. I win.


Chuck Norris can lick both of his elbows....





















at the same time.
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Originally posted by Rofl_Mao Rofl_Mao wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I can lick my elbow. I win.


Chuck Norris can lick both of his elbows....





















at the same time.
I might actually be able to do that, but I'll have to check. Will update momentarily.
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Well??
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I'm the least flexible person ever.


In middle school/9th grade, I routinely had trouble even reaching the numbers on the sit-n-reach on the pt tests.  Strangely enough I've never had any real problems with muscle strains, except for some tight hamstrings and the resultant sore backs.
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Well, I was wrong. I cannot.

But I can still lick one elbow at a time!
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Nobody can beat Chuck.
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Originally posted by Ben Grimm Ben Grimm wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I can lick my elbow. I win.
 
Made me try.
 
 
I failed.


I have tried and failed before, but I tried again. I failed again as well.

I've only ever seen two people who could lick their elbows. PCF is one, and a girl I went to high school with is the other. The girl was really only able to do it because of her insanely long tongue, though.
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Originally posted by Ben Grimm Ben Grimm wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I can lick my elbow. I win.
 
Made me try.
 
 
I failed.

Holy crap! You're back!
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Originally posted by DaveEllis DaveEllis wrote:

Can stand on the floor with my knees locked and bend over and place my palms on the floor.I am aware that this act is not quite as hot when performed by a man.Feel free to visualize.
I used to be able to do this before I threw out my back right before new years. Now it feels like I'm being stabbed. Stupid high school wrestling injury....
Originally posted by brihard brihard wrote:


Originally posted by Ben Grimm Ben Grimm wrote:

Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I can lick my elbow. I win.




Made me try.



I failed.

Holy crap! You're back!
For good I hope. How's Cali treating you buddy?

I'm guessing your back is pretty good with out shoveling all winter?

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
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Originally posted by __sneaky__ __sneaky__ wrote:

I can lick my elbow. I win.


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I can lick my eye brows...I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

I can lick my eye brows...I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

I can lick my eye brows...I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So can I! Maybe I should clarify....
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Originally posted by JohnnyHopper JohnnyHopper wrote:

Originally posted by Ceesman762 Ceesman762 wrote:

I can lick my eye brows...I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So can I! Maybe I should clarify....

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