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    Posted: 16 April 2010 at 6:38pm
Instead of the typical badass of the week, this is the dumbass of the week. This prestigious award goes to none other than our very own... *drumroll*....... ME!
 
Indeed, I have earned our dumbass of the week award.
 
Shortened story: So girl that I dated twice and then continued to break up with twice. Well she and I have stayed friends - she is a very smart and very cool girl and she's now dating some dorky kid, but she's happy with him. Anywho, it would probably help if I mention the fact that she is gorgeous, which is pretty relevant to this story as you will soon see. Anyways, I still talk to her every now and then, but I hadn't seen her since last semester until today. Where I then find out there is a good chance she will be on this next season of America's Next Top Model. This makes me kick myself in the ass for two reasons. 1) It just reinforces the little voice in my head "hey, you left that! Why did you leave that!?" and 2) Photo retouching is my job right now, it's what I do to make money. For those of you who know me, I love photography. While this doesn't matter all that much considering I wouldn't actually be going with her. It would still be cool to hear about everything that's going on, but I digress.
 
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pics or shens
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So you're kicking yourself for getting out of a failing relationship (twice) because she's pretty?

Yeah, you're a dumbass.
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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

So you're kicking yourself for getting out of a failing relationship (twice) because she's pretty?

Yeah, you're a dumbass.
Well you can be a pessimist about it if you really want to!
 
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Actually in this case I'm being the optimist, and you're the pessimist. You're bummed because you got out of a failing relationship, and looking at the downside of being unable to ride her coattails.
I'm looking at the positive of you getting out of the relationship, and avoiding a shallow connection being the only thing keeping you in an unsatisfying relationship.

You pulled pretty once, you can pull it again, don't dwell on missing out on eye candy in favour of something more.
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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

Actually in this case I'm being the optimist, and you're the pessimist. You're bummed because you got out of a failing relationship, and looking at the downside of being unable to ride her coattails.
I'm looking at the positive of you getting out of the relationship, and avoiding a shallow connection being the only thing keeping you in an unsatisfying relationship.

You pulled pretty once, you can pull it again, don't dwell on missing out on eye candy in favour of something more.
Post, and thread in general was intended as more of a joke than anything serious. I don't really wish I was still with her, it was just a bit of a suprise to be told, "hey, you're ex might be modeling soon." out of nowhere.
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Ah, I getcha. Yeah I can see that for sure. Never know where people will wind up hey
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Pics are required.

And being on that show/being a model does not necessitate being attractive. It just means being long and hating food.
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Yeah, I find that too, that I know many girls far far more attractive than the girls that make the show, but that there are certain qualities that work in their favour/ make them an ideal manequin. Bone structure, etc.
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ANTM =/= hot



Just sayin...
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No idea what these pic sizes are, I just stole them from facebook. But heres a few random pictures
 
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First is her best, the other two are meh. Attractive girl, but nothing special

*edit*
2nd picture is a bad picture, not because of her, but the awkward pose and expression.

Edited by choopie911 - 16 April 2010 at 7:31pm
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She's pretty, but she doesn't look like she would be the sort of model that appears in magazines.

BUT, sucks for you, and good luck to her.
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Originally posted by choopie911 choopie911 wrote:

First is her best, the other two are meh. Attractive girl, but nothing special

*edit*
2nd picture is a bad picture, not because of her, but the awkward pose and expression.
Not to mention their editing is crap. Blur should never ever ever ever be used on a person's skin.
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Better now than later, when you find out your second string to career,(or richer dude) Trophy relationships are destined to fail for a indertermined amout of 'issues'.
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Zooey Deschanel?

And like they said, cute but it happens. I've been where youre at, and I eventually learned that if all you can think of to miss are looks and/or sex, you're doing just fine.
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Originally posted by stratoaxe stratoaxe wrote:

Zooey Deschanel?


Not even close, at all...in any way....
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 So girl that I dated twice
 

Could have just stopped here.
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She looks like someone you would date sneaky xD
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Originally posted by Rofl_Mao Rofl_Mao wrote:

She looks like someone you would date sneaky xD
I have no idea what that means...
 
but no, she doesn't actually. I usually stick to blondes
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