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So, I was just asked to go babysit my friends 2 kids. Her kids I believe are 5-7 and I have only babysat my just under 2 year old neice... So my ?uestion to you folks is. How the hell do I keep these little demons entertained and not annoying?
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:43pm |
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Somebody help. I fear for my life. everything I have heard about these mofos is nothing but terror.
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:44pm |
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TV and promises of chocolate for good behavior.
Or 0.5mg/kg of Benadryl... Either / or. |
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:47pm |
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Boys or girls??
Cartoon Network for boys. Bakugan, Johnny Test, Scooby Doo, Ben 10. VIDEO GAMES Disney for girls...Hannah Montana, Wizards of Waverly place or Nickelodeon iCarly!. |
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:47pm |
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These kids are smart. My bribes of chocolate would be met with a pillowcase full of halloween candy to the face... I do like our second option though.
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:48pm |
One of each brah.
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:51pm |
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Disney.
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 3:54pm |
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Word. Trust a simple as these answers are, believe me they help. Like I said I have only babysat my baby neice and the most trouble I have had with her is praying that she doesn't boom boom in here underdraws
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:02pm |
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Do they have dogs?
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:25pm |
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Negative.
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:33pm |
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Damn, that means you can't put them in cages in the closet.
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:35pm |
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Trust that was the first thing that came to mind.
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:48pm |
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Simple solution, call the parent of the kids you are going to babysit, ask the parent what the kids like to do, play or watch. Board games and video games are great. DVD movies, Disney movies, Cartoons and the like. Godzilla movies are always a hit with boys. How long are you watching them for??
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:49pm |
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A couple of hours... she says... Either way I am off to hell in t-minus 15 minutes
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 4:50pm |
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Good Luck, relax and don't let them out of your sight.
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 7:43pm |
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Too late for me to weigh in.
GL, HF, DD. |
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 7:52pm |
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Holy mother of god these little tykes are straight from lucifers man bits.
They stole my hat They stole my phone They poured my apple juice out all over the floor The one hit me with a broom The other one stretched the heck out of my shirt I have a headache that is pounding which is not good because I have to work in a couple hours. If it wasnt for my friend coming by and putting them to sleep I would still prolly be getting mauled by these little hellcats |
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 8:38pm |
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Dang, that sucks man kids are a tricky thing and that is why I am going to teach high school.
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 8:44pm |
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yeah and this is why im making an appointment to get the snip snip done
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Posted: 04 November 2010 at 9:17pm |
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Play doctor
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