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    Posted: 07 March 2011 at 1:32pm
For my spanish class we are covering a comedy unit and we shared some of the jokes we all had last class...they were all pretty bad.

Im not a very good joke-teller, so I figured Id ask you guys for some jokes that are kinda simple, but still funny.

I need one in english and two in spanish. I can always translate over some english ones, but sometimes they lose their comedy. I figured I would try to find some spanish ones online though (arent that many clean ones).

Any help? Of course they have to be clean and such. Its a college class, but the professor wants them to be "correct"

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What's green and has wheels?  Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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Womens rights.
 
or
 
Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
Being raped.
 
 
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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?...


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Guy 1: My dog has no nose.
Guy 2: How does he smell?
Guy 1: Bloody awful!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot!
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Originally posted by GroupB GroupB wrote:

What's green and has wheels?  Grass, I lied about the wheels.


what's brown and sticky?


....a stick.


a family of tomatoes is walking down the street one day, and the baby tomato is lagging behind. His father gets fed up with telling him to join the rest of the family that he runs back to the lagging baby, stomps on his head and yells 'NOW KETCHUP!'
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Originally posted by Reb Cpl Reb Cpl wrote:

Originally posted by GroupB GroupB wrote:

What's green and has wheels?  Grass, I lied about the wheels.


what's brown and sticky?


....a stick.


a family of tomatoes is walking down the street one day, and the baby tomato is lagging behind. His father gets fed up with telling him to join the rest of the family that he runs back to the lagging baby, stomps on his head and yells 'NOW KETCHUP!'



Fox force 5!

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
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Dr dre.
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Originally posted by scotchyscotch scotchyscotch wrote:


What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
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Dr dre.


Okay, I lol'ed a bit.

Since it's Spanish class.....

How do you fit 100 Mexicans in a phone booth?

Use a blender.

How do you get them out?

Tostidos!
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^wow thats great, so telling that at work tomorrow...
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If it's spanish class, you have to tell some iteration of why any other non-english speaking nationality is like a cue ball.


The classics are the best, and you're almost guaranteed an A.

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
 
Give the (female dog) a shovel!
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Haha, ohhh I think many of these would go over very well....

If I didnt have the same professor for the civilization class next semester, I would think about some of these...

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