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    Posted: 10 January 2012 at 9:10pm
Okay guys this will be an on going social experiment. There is a deli on my campus that offers sandwiches to go and using the ingredients below I want you guys to literally make me a sandwich and I will provide a score for each person. The winner wins entry to the mod forum (pending)

Ingredients: 1 bun, 3 meats (bacon count as a topping, not as a meat schwing), 2 cheeses, any veggies.

• 4 1/2 Oz Everything Sub Buns
 
• 4 1/2 Oz Wheat Sub Buns
 
• 4 1/2 Oz White Sub Buns
 
• American Cheese  I
 
• Bacon Strips  ^
 
• Carrots Thin Sliced  K
 
• Chicken Salad Filler  a
 
• Cucumbers Thin Sliced  K
 
• Deli Honey Ham  ^
 
• Deli Pepperoni  ^
 
• Deli Roast Beef
 
• Deli Turkey Breast  v
 
• Egg Salad  m
 
• Everything Bagel
 
• Garden Vegetable Cream Cheese  I
 
• Green Pepper Rings  K
 
• Grilled Chicken Breast Strips
 
• Hummus  K
 
• Lettuce 1/8 Shredded  K
 
• Low Fat Cream Cheese  I
 
• Meatballs With Sauce  ^
 
• Mozzarella Shredded Cheese  I
 
• Pita Bread  K
 
• Plain Bagel  K

 
• Sliced Longhorn Cheese  I
 
• Sliced Natural Swiss Cheese  I
 
• Sliced Pepper Cheese  I
 
• Sliced Provolone Cheese  I
 
• Sliced Red Onions  K
 
• Sliced Salami  ^
 
• Sliced Tomatoes  K
 
• Spinach Cello  K
 
• Swiss Cheese  I
 
• Tuna Salad Filler  a
 
• Wheat & Honey Bagel  K
 
• Whipped Cream Cheese  I
Jalepenos
Banana Peppers
Red Peppers

I also forgot they have sauces like

Ranch
Chipotle Mayo
Thousand Island?





Edited by bravecoward - 11 January 2012 at 1:09am
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ammolord Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 January 2012 at 9:24pm
• 4 1/2 Oz White Sub Buns
• Bacon Strips ^
• Deli Pepperoni ^
• Meatballs With Sauce ^
• American Cheese I
• Mozzarella Shredded Cheese I
 
Thats what i'd go with (not in any order). nothing too crazy, but this is my go-to when iv got it all and am hungry.
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Where in the world is this place? 

My contribution. I call it the salad bar: 

 4 1/2 Oz Wheat Sub Buns

Chicken Salad Filler
Tuna Salad Filler 
Egg Salad 

 Lettuce 1/8 Shredded 
 Green Pepper Rings




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4 1/2 Oz Everything Sub Buns
Deli Honey Ham 
Sliced Salami
Bacon Strips
Sliced Pepper Cheese
Sliced Provolone Cheese
Sliced Red Onions

Mayo/oil and vinegar (I'd use both)

If pepperocini (sweet Italian peppers like the ones at Quizno's) were on the list I would add them

Broil to toast bread and melt cheese
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• 4 1/2 Oz Everything Sub Buns

• Sliced Natural Swiss Cheese  I
• Sliced Pepper Cheese  I

• Deli Roast Beef
• Deli Pepperoni  ^
• Bacon Strips  ^

• Green Pepper Rings  K
• Lettuce 1/8 Shredded  K
• Sliced Red Onions  K




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I predict tallen will win this.

Anyway, I say:

• Deli Roast Beef
• Jack Daniel's Sauce
• Bacon Strips  ^
• Bacon Strips  ^
• Bacon Strips  ^
• Deli Roast Beef





Edited by SSOK - 10 January 2012 at 11:00pm
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I call it the All American:


• 4 1/2 Oz White Sub Buns

• American Cheese

• Bacon Strips

• Bacon Strips

• Bacon Strips

• Bacon Strips

• Carrots Thin Sliced

• Chicken Salad Filler

• Cucumbers Thin Sliced

• Deli Honey Ham

• Deli Pepperoni

• Deli Roast Beef

• Deli Turkey Breast

• Egg Salad

• Everything Bagel

• Garden Vegetable Cream Cheese

• Green Pepper Rings

• Grilled Chicken Breast Strips

• Hummus

• Lettuce 1/8 Shredded

• Low Fat Cream Cheese

• Meatballs With Sauce

• Mozzarella Shredded Cheese

• Sliced Longhorn Cheese

• Sliced Natural Swiss Cheese

• Sliced Pepper Cheese

• Sliced Provolone Cheese

• Sliced Red Onions

• Sliced Salami

• Sliced Tomatoes

• Spinach Cello

• Swiss Cheese

• Tuna Salad Filler

• Wheat & Honey Bagel

• Whipped Cream Cheese

Jalepenos

Banana Peppers

Red Peppers

Ranch

Chipotle Mayo

Thousand Island
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i started scrolling down on choop's post and lost it laughing.
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I am not a woman so can't participate.

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Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:


• 4 1/2 Oz Everything Sub Buns

 
• 4 1/2 Oz Wheat Sub Buns

 
• 4 1/2 Oz White Sub Buns

 
• American Cheese  I

 
• Bacon Strips  ^

 
• Carrots Thin Sliced  K

 
• Chicken Salad Filler  a

 
• Cucumbers Thin Sliced  K

 
• Deli Honey Ham  ^

 
• Deli Pepperoni  ^

 
• Deli Roast Beef

 
• Deli Turkey Breast  v

 
• Egg Salad  m

 
• Everything Bagel

 
• Garden Vegetable Cream Cheese  I

 
• Green Pepper Rings  K

 
• Grilled Chicken Breast Strips

 
• Hummus  K

 
• Lettuce 1/8 Shredded  K

 
• Low Fat Cream Cheese  I

 
• Meatballs With Sauce  ^

 
• Mozzarella Shredded Cheese  I

 
• Pita Bread  K

 
• Plain Bagel  K

 
• Sliced Longhorn Cheese  I

 
• Sliced Natural Swiss Cheese  I

 
• Sliced Pepper Cheese  I

 
• Sliced Provolone Cheese  I

 
• Sliced Red Onions  K

 
• Sliced Salami  ^

 
• Sliced Tomatoes  K

 
• Spinach Cello  K

 
• Swiss Cheese  I

 
• Tuna Salad Filler  a

 
• Wheat & Honey Bagel  K

 
• Whipped Cream Cheese  I
Jalepenos
Banana Peppers
Red Peppers

I also forgot they have sauces like

Ranch
Chipotle Mayo
Thousand Island?





Yes.


Edited by Rofl_Mao - 11 January 2012 at 8:18am
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I'd go with:
Everything Sub roll
Tuna Salad Filler
Every conceivable vegetable they offer and extra banana peppers
Pepper Jack Cheese
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• Plain Bagel  

• Low Fat Cream Cheese



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Originally posted by Mack Mack wrote:

4 1/2 Oz Everything Sub Buns
Deli Honey Ham 
Sliced Salami
Bacon Strips
Sliced Pepper Cheese
Sliced Provolone Cheese
Sliced Red Onions

Mayo/oil and vinegar (I'd use both)

If pepperocini (sweet Italian peppers like the ones at Quizno's) were on the list I would add them

Broil to toast bread and melt cheese

I call it the Mack-in-tosh


 delicious. It was a bit dry from the oven but  the mayo helped, and next time will need more. Also the banana peppers introduce a pleasing sourness to the sandwich, A+ would eat again
StarStarStar.5/5

EDIT: Dammit. Just before I was almost done with this sandwich I realize it was not what I ordered. the dumb hoe put pepperoni on it too. 



Edited by bravecoward - 12 January 2012 at 3:55pm
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Well, that sammich was ruined. Did you go back and smack her around the kitchen?
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Originally posted by bravecoward bravecoward wrote:

 delicious. It was a bit dry from the oven but  the mayo helped, and next time will need more. Also the banana peppers introduce a pleasing sourness to the sandwich, A+ would eat again
StarStarStar.5/5

I didn't get this manly figure by not knowing good food.  Glad you liked it.

EDIT: Dammit. Just before I was almost done with this sandwich I realize it was not what I ordered. the dumb hoe put pepperoni on it too.

Ewwwww!  (Not that I don't like peperoni; it just doesn't go well with this sandwich.)

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It's Ohio. He probably said pepperoncini. she didnt know what that was or thought he was a retard and pronouncing pepperoni wrong. Typical indignant Ohio food service attitude.  You should go back, throw the sandwich in her face and tell her to make it right before you come over the counter after her. Seems to be the only way to deal with them, at least around here.

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Fun fact, if you ask for pepperoni here, you'll get pepperoncini.  
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Well now its closed for the weekend too. Wait for updates.
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Real American don't eat Hummus Choop. Unless it was made out of crushed bacon instead of chick peas or Garbanzos.
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