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Bass654321 
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 Topic: Worst ExcusesPosted: 02 September 2004 at 10:01am |
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I'm bored again so post some of the worst excuses you've heard or told. Once this really stupid girl online was being really ignorant (i.e. calling me a Another time at school i had forgotten to print the notes for my science test off of my disk. (don't ask, the class is hard as |
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"You have to be trusted, by the people that you lied to. So that when they turn their backs on you, you'll get the chance to put the knife in."
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youm0nt
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 10:12am |
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my friend said to delete all of the stuff on my hard drive cause the computer was too heavy.
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whack-a-mole
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 10:17am |
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"Do you want to go in the store or do you want me to sit here?"
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NASA and the Americans spent millions of dollars and hundreds of hours to develop a pen that would write in space.....The Russians used a pencil.
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 10:27am |
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This is the best excuse...and works every time...
Just say you have really bad diareha whenever you need to get out of something |
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Nobody ever suspects the fun police! 
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Panda Man
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 11:21am |
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I tolled my PE Teacher i didnt want to play because I have a Phobia towards volleyball nets.
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Glassjaw
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 11:33am |
LMFAO. i gotta try that. |
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Bill Gates
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 11:36am |
i wish i coulda done that in PE |
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Reb Cpl
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 12:09pm |
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I got out of work early when I was working at the ski slope one day, I had a friend of mine call my bosses office from another department, saying he was my uncle, and that the recruiter I was talking to at the time needed to move up his appointment with me. well....rather than just letting me go early, my boss asked if I wanted to call my uncle and find out what was up....so I dialed his number, leaving out the last number, and had a conversation with the dial tone. The guy bought it, and I left work early that day. |
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KillerCanuk
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 2:31pm |
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this isn't so much an excuse as it just funny...
my friends dad told him to delete hotmail because it was taking up too much space. |
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I'll go Home, I'll go Home, Full of the devil and full of the rum. I'll go home, oh I'll go home, I'll go home in the morning. |
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Benjichang
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 2:40pm |
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"I forgot about our one month aniversary cuz I was hungover.." That one didn't work too well. Never did make it to 2 months.. |
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xteam02001
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 2:56pm |
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it pisses me off whenever im watching a show like "cops" and the people that run from the cops excuse for running away is because they were scared.
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Jesus Christ, why don't you come save my life. Open my eyes and blind me with your light and your lies. |
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:00pm |
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my brothers gf works as a lifeguard at the town pool when shes home from college. she just sais some kid took a dump in the pool and then everyone has to get out for 24 hours, so she gets the day off.
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munky!
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:40pm |
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this really anouying kid keeps calling to see if i can come over and play.. "can you comeover" "i cant, im dead *hangs up phone*"
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Forumers ageinst stuff that sucks
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FROG MAN
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:43pm |
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my rooms not a mess its,,,,, cozzy
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<1 meg sig = bad>
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:44pm |
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:48pm |
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parents: why were you late last night?
Me: the clock in my car is slow....i didnt it know it was past curfew.. 
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FROG MAN
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 3:51pm |
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i just leave my watch at home. and be like god dam i didnt have my watch i didnt know what time it was. |
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Benjichang
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 4:39pm |
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Parents- "pick this mess up" Me-"why?" Parents-"cuz it's mess, there's crap all over the floor" Me-"So what? The floor's the biggest shelf in the house." |
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 6:22pm |
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98ball
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Posted: 02 September 2004 at 6:47pm |
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I got out of a speeding ticket with only a warning by telling the cop I had to take a crap......maybe it was luck or maybe the cop was having a good day but it worked. Edited by 98ball |
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and saying crap that was enough to get anybody annoyed easily. So i reported her for "being annoying and not knowing when to stop insulting people". She started whining at me and begging me not to report her. I told her that she was too late. She then tried to apologize and said " I'm sorry, i had a really bad day because somebody tried to kill me". I fell out of my chair laughing so hard.
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