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    Posted: 22 January 2005 at 3:52am
Well? Go on.

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there was this one time I captured a wild penguin.. he was from the neighbors freezer.. well.. I gave him some peanut butter because every one loves peanut butter.. well this penguin wasn't very smart, you see, instead of eating the peanut butter, he wore it on his head like a hat.  That was a sight to see, a penguin with a jar of open peanut butter walking around on his head.  Yeah well that penguin spent the day in the sun, just chilling and melting that peanut butter.. it got everywhere, between his feather, in his nose, up his.. yeah..  and well instead of giving the damn penguin a bath, I just cooked him instead.. and that was the best damn penguin I ever had.

Now I have a question.. if you're going to order Penguin at a restaraunt.. just in theory.. is a penguin dish a fowl dish or a seafood dish? 

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I think I broke my hand today.

When ever I lift something with my left hand, or move it in the wrong way, I get that wierd stinging sensation that is stereotypical of a hair-line fracture.

Oh well, I'll live.

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I've been to www.goat.cx (they changed the URL). Not to mention tubgirl, lemon party, and various other horrible, horrible sites.

Consuming penguin is a distinctly fowl dish. As a matter of fact, I don't even know why you suggested seafood. 15 demerits to you. A similar instance occured when I ran into my neighbor peeping into the window as I was showering. Now, normally I wouldn't mind, hell, I'd even be a bit flattered, but this bastard (he was 86) was videotaping me with the obvious intent of selling said videotapes and making massive amounts of profit, because lets face it, my unit's a pretty hot commodity. So I went outside and flogged him with my garden hose for upwards of 50 minutes.

That's my penguin story.

As for Belt's hand...please refer to the link I provided at the beginning of this post, it's an online doctor that quickly and efficiently diagnoses all limb pains.

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I'm not quite as dumb as you think I am, newport.

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It could be seafood since it doesn't fly and practically lives in the water.  So neener :-P
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Emus don't fly either! And ducks and geese practically live in the water!

Seafood penguins, Christ almighty...

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go to www.theinternetisstupid.com and click galleries

DO NOT DO THIS UNLESS YOU ARE NEWPORT, YOU WILL DIE, LITERALLY.
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And that's my cue to exit.

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4:30 AM...

Wow, I should probibly get to sleep.

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Don't let skirts sig fool you... that kitten was eated shortly after the picture was taken.

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 Have you ever seen a dead squirrel on the side of the road with his balls busted?
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Originally posted by NotDaveEllis NotDaveEllis wrote:

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eww, that site was sick... cant believe I fell for it one time....
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/me laces up his tap shoes.
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You guys have no idea how long I've waited to see Apu dance.

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fo shizzle, tis my drizzle
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Originally posted by rave5910 rave5910 wrote:

Don't let skirts sig fool you... that kitten was
eated shortly after the picture was taken.


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