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    Posted: 18 March 2005 at 5:15pm
Anyone heard a good joke?
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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation
of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South
to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE
UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS
AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,
I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN
TO ENSURE THE SAFETY SHIP
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
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Originally posted by Bolt3 Bolt3 wrote:

Who's there.

Sorry - I got nothing.
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Originally posted by LastShot0330 LastShot0330 wrote:

<FONT face=Arial size=3>This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversationof a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the Southto avoid a collision.Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THEUNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS

<FONT face=Arial size=3>AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,

<FONT face=Arial size=3>I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN

<FONT face=Arial size=3>TO ENSURE THE SAFETY SHIP

<FONT face=Arial>Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

I heard that joke only it was the opposite of that.
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I just serched gizoogle for 'Jokes' and there it was. I just copied and pasted it. 
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Anybody like my new sig?
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Originally posted by LastShot0330 LastShot0330 wrote:

Anybody like my new sig?
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Originally posted by LastShot0330 LastShot0330 wrote:

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation
of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South
to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE
UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS
AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,
I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN
TO ENSURE THE SAFETY SHIP
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

too bad lighthouses havn't been manned in about 75 years.
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Originally posted by LastShot0330 LastShot0330 wrote:

This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation
of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South
to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE
UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS
AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,
I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN
TO ENSURE THE SAFETY SHIP
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.


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Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

Originally posted by LastShot0330 LastShot0330 wrote:

<FONT face=Arial size=3>This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversationof a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the Southto avoid a collision.Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THEUNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS

<FONT face=Arial size=3>AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,

<FONT face=Arial size=3>I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN

<FONT face=Arial size=3>TO ENSURE THE SAFETY SHIP

<FONT face=Arial>Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

I heard that joke only it was the opposite of that.


Come on now Sammy, that can't be true.

Canada's fleet isn't that big.
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Knock Knock?

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Originally posted by Frozen Frozen wrote:


Originally posted by Sammy Sammy wrote:

Originally posted by LastShot0330 LastShot0330 wrote:

<FONT face=Arial size=3>This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversationof a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the Southto avoid a collision.Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.Americans:
THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN
THEUNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS

<FONT face=Arial size=3>AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH,

<FONT face=Arial size=3>I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN

<FONT face=Arial size=3>TO ENSURE THE SAFETY SHIP

<FONT face=Arial>Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

I heard that joke only it was the opposite of that.


Come on now Sammy, that can't be true.

Canada's fleet isn't that big.


they have a few proto type boats we dident get into production...heres one the coastguard was thinking about...

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