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    Posted: 06 May 2005 at 4:34pm
So this kid got arrested at my school today.

Why you ask?

Becuase he was caught masturbating in class.

I think he's getting suspended now.

He wiped it on a piece of paper and thew it into a trash can. So they had to go through every trashcan at my school and try to find the piece of paper which he........wiped his stuff on.

The whole school knows about it. This guy is in for some hard highschool years.

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Wait, during the lesson? Or was it in the bathroom?

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holy cow!  what a horny mother...
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new meaning of "hard" high school
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...how does someone not notice that? lol

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He was in the middle of his Art class.

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thats terribly disgusting yet moderately hillarious
i would move away if i were him

I don't know about you guys but this is how I want to live out the rest of my days.
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I’ll feed you to my SNAKE!! METALFACE!!

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Shocker:  ehhh... I can see how... 

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I wish I was fast enough to do it in one class.
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Did this kid happen to have the handle 'Impulse' on a popular paintball internet forum?

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I can see how this might be embarrassing, but why the suspension?
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Kid did that in our school too. But instead of a piece of paper, he did it in a paper cup, and left the cup sitting on the table and walked away. Got caught, a few people saw him doing it and told on him. Id hate to be those people...
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Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

I can see how this might be embarrassing, but why the suspension?


Indecent Exposure.

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Originally posted by MetallicaESPa5 MetallicaESPa5 wrote:

Originally posted by Clark Kent Clark Kent wrote:

I can see how this might be embarrassing, but why the suspension?


Indecent Exposure.

Sure - I understand that we probably don't want guys jacking off during English class, but suspension seems a bit excessive.  That interrupts his education, which is bad for everybody.

Suspension should only be used in the extreme cases, and this is hardly that.
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Clark, you get suspended for everything nowadays in high school

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My friend got suspended today. He was fighting some kid because he threw ranch dressing in his face.

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Shocker sucks- I was tweaking by myself one night that's when i wrote this tune.........

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I only beat on people who are too scared to tell on me.
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I accually think he just threw the piece of paper on the floor. After school a janitor or a teacher picked it up and threw it away, and that's how they didn't know which trash can it was in.

A friend just told me that.

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Originally posted by MetallicaESPa5 MetallicaESPa5 wrote:

Shocker sucks- I was tweaking by myself one night that's when i wrote this tune.........


Did not have no need for that bed in my hotel room

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